Wrong Rite?

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Just like the big-boy debate-- but before bedtime.

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Fox News is opening its 5 p.m. debate to all the announced Republican candidates who fail to make the cut for the Aug. 6 prime-time event, removing a requirement that participants reach at least 1 percent in polling.

While taking a break from slaughtering big game illegally, dentist Walter James Palmer apparently tried to fill the wrong cavity.

According The Associated Press, citing the Minnesota Board of Dentistry, the dentist was also the subject of a sexual harassment complaint settled in 2006. He admitting no wrongdoing and agreed to pay a former receptionist more than $127,000, the AP said. 

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When the most curious thing in the picture is not the trans-gendered Olympic champion

Looks like Rick Perry might be in trouble.

SPECIAL PUCKER UP EDITION

just like the editors 'absolutely' regret making Rick Santorum an object of derision

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and never forget the 'blah' people

Things you would never say as Governor of Florida

Too little, too late

Um, um, healthier!

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Hobby Lobby owners identify opportunity to uphold their religious convictions and make a profit.

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"I'll take my ball and go home."

It's true to form, how Trump's been behavin':

Running his mouth—crass, vulgar and craven.

No matter what roll

Is played by this troll.

It's Hillary's bacon he'll be savin'.

Huckabee Cries Foul

"This is my shtick!"

Seeing a potential advantage, leopard pretends to change its spots.

MOVIE THEATER SHOOTING IN LOUISIANA

"We're not just signing a few bills -- we're also celebrating the Sportsman's Paradise and American values," Jindal said in an email statement Wednesday afternoon. 

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Yes we RepubliCAN!

HELLO ! What country are we talking about?

When asked for comment, Jim Bob Duggar said:

"Actually it's kind of a relief, now me and Michelle can get back to doing what we do best--rutting."

Life Imitating Art: Breitbart Imitating Journalism

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Cartman sells fetuses

HAIRCLUB for Candidates

Suddenly, some of those formerly repellent candidates don't seem so bad.

And God said:

"Let there be light a campaign".

'Cuz you go to war with the morons you have...

'cuz we done so well in the last two Middle-East wars

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Donald Trump prepares for Iowa campaign.

CONTEST !

'I don't know' if people are born stupid or if it's a choice.

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Also says Rosa Parks "left the bus seat sweaty" and that Joe Dimaggio was "a pussy" and "crap at center field".

goes well with quinoa

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and for you nongourmands CUY

Too much of a bitch even for David Miscavige?

Stealing Huckabee's Thunder

Walker says he's on a 'mission from God'.

A stance that I find to be rather odd.

Consider his record

Of chaos and discord,

Not to mention claims of election fraud.

Can hardly wait for this bitch fight

Keeping Sarah from her perceived due--dangerous business!

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Trump suddenly realizes he may have to share the debate stage with a couple of 'Mesikins'.

So sorry we don't make $48M / year and can afford designer eggs!

"Hello Boeing. Which of your products is big enough to carry two heavy 'packages' ?"

Putin's New Flag:

celebrating Russian families, governance, journalism, and radio-chemistry.

¡No está disponible en Univision!

Stop addressing God in the imperative? How humble of you Tony.

Scott Walker: Presidential Bid Is 'God's Plan'

My relationship with God drives every major decision in my life. Each day I pray and then take time to read from the Bible and from a devotional named Jesus Calling.

Punked again? [link]

As you can imagine, the months leading up to my announcement that I would run for President of the United States were filled with a lot of prayer and soul searching.

Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling -- not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States.  
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"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

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Keep your fingers crossed.

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"I don't even have half a buck to my name!"

Promises all future wives will be 'mericans.

July 13, 2015

From Wisconsin enter the Koch brothers' tool.

Just another drop in the GOP pool.

Really? President Walker?

Quick, shall we call up Gawker?

If he's elected, I would pity the fool*.

*the fool being the nation

Coming August 6

Less than a month until the first debate,

On pins and needles--I can hardly wait!

Dissemble and grin:

Spin, spin, and more spin.
The perfect forum to learn who's cut-rate.

Veterans were required

to remove their prostheses to reduce potential injury to Bush while he fucked them again.

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This Just In

"Hey, it's worked before."

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Isn't this the way his brother started?

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Karma

Today

Decades Ago