"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz

21 November 2016

President Putin (with help from Mr. Sondheim) advises President-elect Trump on dealing with dissidents.


Have some tea, my friend,
Some polonium tea.
It's an herb that's superb
For disturbances I see.

Have some tea, my friend,
Some polonium tea,
An informal variation
On the normal recipe.


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