"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

20 February 2017

An 'Alternative Theory'

Although the evidence is incomplete,
With multiple symptoms, he is replete.
So when his plane lands
It's why all the bands
Greet him, playing: Hail to the Spirochete.

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