"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

02 February 2018

Parenthood 101, or GOP Family Values

I know that this might sound crass and corny.
But perhaps the old dog was just horny.
The wife is confined;
He's losing his mind
So he went for a 'Port in the Stormy'! 

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