Father and PA

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And now all the rest of us are taking turns in that barrel.

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Haiku for today

There is treachery

And, of course, some lechery.

Trump family values.

pots and kettles

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Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

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now, more than ever

"Chuck Schumer will flap his lips at you, and Nancy Pelosi will give everyone the stink eye!"

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Election Update

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Oh, with a whimper, like the rest of his career.

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Maria Butina lends Wayne LaPierre a hand to help celebrate latest mass shooting.

Which Way The Wind Blows

He didn't want the flag at half staff

And thereby incurred everyone's wrath. 

Although demented

He soon relented.

Someday, this might be good for a laugh.

Too Soon?

OK Lindsey, are you and your colleagues finally going to man up?

And in a related story, Congress acquired flag to be 
flown over the Capitol upon Mr. Trump's demise.

*Idiot. How many times have I told him the blue is in the middle!

@realDonaldTrump

and be sure to read this

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Update on Maggie Thatcher

and it's coal fire too

the implosion continues

Each day we are faced with growing intrigue.

His paranoia has become big league.

Like mutiny on the Caine,

We have our own yellow stain*

And, of course, it stars our own Captain Queeg.

*allegedly 

" Sir, Mueller is closing fast!"

"RELEASE THE COUNTERMEASURES!"

Trump Administration responds by introducing even more-sweeping corruption.

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" DAMN ! "

"Move over son, it looks like this might take awhile."

And in a related story,

Karen (Mother) Pence was ejected from a Kosher delicatessen due to her "contamination with woman's filth".

" SQUIRREL ! " *

*As often as I've used a dog whistle, 

I figured it was worth a try.

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Media Whore? No, just a regular one.

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Today's White House order includes six dozen 1" stainless steel ball bearings and 4 pints of strawberries.

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once a jackass, always a jackass

The things out of his mouth can be absurd.

"Truth isn't truth".  Damn! That is what I heard.

As mayor of the big city

He was like an old biddy.

You do remember that elephant turd?

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Thank you Jennie McCarthy

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"Oh please, please, pleeeeze, can we come too, Mom?"

The Right to Fire the Uncircumcised?

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It looks like Ken Starr wasn't the only one who should have been forced to keep both hands in plain view while dealing with the Clinton-Lewinsky matter.

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Joseph McCarthy? Wonder if Trump knows what a Tar Baby is?

What does the FOX say?

There once was a toady named Hannity

Who fed on the President's vanity.

While what I say is crass;

With Sean's head up Trump's ass,

He continues to spout insanity.

Keystone Katechism

Calling Nurse Ratchet!

Slowly Driving Him Coup-Coup

It looks like they've put off his parade.

You want to bet he's feeling betrayed?

Because of his ire,

Old soldiers he'll fire:

Not giving them the option to fade.

this morning's screed

cartoon courtesy of Jim Morin and The Miami Herald 

In a rare admission of error, Trump says he must have confused Aretha with the cleaning lady.

New York moves to limit gene pool cleanings.

Just some of yesterday's tweetarrhea.

Imagine what other pre-prepared memos exist for when something 'leaks'.

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Doggie Style

Calling someone a 'dog' is really quite rich,
Especially when he's Putin's little bitch.
The power to impeach
Right now is beyond reach.
So, please on Election Day, let the House switch.

Take your daughter to work day.

Is he ashamed to be the sire

Of the world's most infamous liar?

At the end of their show

Do you know where they'll go?

Circle Eight— surrounded by fire!

Bad dog!

You can surely tell he is royally miffed,

Because his response was so nasty and swift.

His ego was singed

By the book—Unhinged

Which further detailed his elaborate grift!

There once was a scion named Don...

Mister President's first-born twit's

Reputation keeps taking hits.

Hey, like it or not,

It's what he 'forgot'.

That's landed him in the deep shits!

Thanks Al, nothing like throwing down the gauntlet!

Doesn't this tell you all you need to know about the value of a twit's tweets.

Don't you just love the timing?

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Separated at birth? Just asking.

Cites desire to spend more time with his lawyer.

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