Laundry Day

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Wayne LaPierre re-elected NRA chief, survives power struggle

"Take that, Ollie!"

Note the newly adopted caveat.

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"Ah'm bout to git the vapors!"

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Is Paul Ryan on the inside track to replace Oliver North at the NRA?

Thoughts and Prayers! Thoughts and Prayers! Ack!

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 Today's NRA

"Franklin, have you seen the Wesson Oil bottle?"

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and the list goes on

Having gleaned the last morsel of publicity from his father's corpse, Charlatan Jr. (TM) seeks facetime (and funds) in other ways.

Looks like Trump's grabbed himself another pussy.

Do you suppose she gets overtime pay?

"You believe the wrong superstitions, therefore you deserve to die."

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23 April 2019:

 (Yet another) day hour of rage.

That's Our Boy!

Following America's Lead

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Reminds me of that old joke:

"We've established what you are, now we're just arguing over the price".

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Hannity issued the statement shortly after pulling his head from Mr. Trump's rectum.

Maybe his father was born in Germany too.

Come On Down!

Plenty of room for a father and daughter

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Oh No He Did-int!

"...and he was a Presbyterian and he was holding a wee can of petrol."

Do you suppose Tiger will get a KFC White House dinner?

Why am I now much less sympathetic?

In other words, just where was Ilhan Omar Monday evening?

Notes From Below

As Paul Simon might say:

Still Crazy After All These Years

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Trump denies knowing anything about Wikileaks.

Unhinged, Unmanly, but not Unexpected

Men in Black star, Vincent D'Onofrio has makeup tip for Sarah Sanders.

"Also, my father was born in Germany."

Massive Enormity PSA

We wonder...

Family Values

Come The Revolution

Attention Oligarchs/Billionaires
MANY  BLADES - NO WAITING

"...Mike Pence, who flashes his piety like a seven-carat diamond on his pinkie finger..."

Timothy Egan, NY Times, 12 April, 2019 

Karma?

Perhaps, in the 21st century, people who insist in living in the thrall of neolithic goat herders myths and superstitions, get what they are asking for.

I'll give that marriage a 1 in 12 chance of surviving.

Slogans for a Revolution

THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY: Day 55

"Well at least I won't be asked to take a bullet for that glob of snot."

Quote of the Day

"That power should be deployed to force the sort of accountability Nielsen reportedly fears, and to serve as a warning to others that the Trump stink never washes off."

Michelle Goldberg, NYT, 8 Apr. 2019

And be sure not to miss this delicious tidbit.

"And Henry Kissinger’s storied social life shows that America’s elite is far from inhospitable to ghouls."

But soon you'll have to be good to Momma.

Just another billionaire with nothing to hide.

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"Win some, lose some": Zuckerberg cried all the way to the bank.

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Some are born Nazis, some become Nazis, some have Nazis thrust into them.

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Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Bootjed.

Ending record bout of constipation, Ecuador finally expected to pass turd.

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GOP Family Values

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What's next: The-Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High guy at HUD?

Even a fat neutered lap dog can sometimes nip your balls.

Lap Dog Nips Balls!

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