"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz

27 March 2017

The President's Wife settles on her 'brand'.

"Neither First, nor a Lady"

Two out of three of Donald Trump's wives approved this message.

How do you solve a problem like Paul Ryan?

How do you catch a twit and put him down?
How do you find a word that means Paul Ryan?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

25 March 2017

We Wonder?

or maybe the one who stole his strawberries

The Blame Game

Pauley, Pauley.
Bo-bal-ley, bo-na-na fanna
Fo-fal-ley, fee fi mo-mal-ley, Pauley!

Jared, Jared. 
Bo-bare-ed bo-na-na fanna, 
Fo-fare-ed, fee fi mo-mare-ed, Jared!
Come on ev'rybody, I say now let's place the blame;
I betcha I can put a stain on anybody's name...

with apologies to Shirley Ellis

You Bastards!

Wouldn't you hate to be Paul Ryan's dog this weekend.

Paul Ryan goes home to Wisconsin to lick his wounds.

Coincidentally that was the standard of care for lacerations, abrasions, and contusions in the now defunct AHCA.