"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz

22 June 2017

Family Reunion

The adult lamprey may be characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth.
...are the best known, and feed by boring into the flesh ... to suck ...blood.

18 June 2017

Ode To An American Cabinet

They knew their boss was vulgar and crass:
A fatuous clown without any class.
Little did they know,
He'd put on a show,
Where each one must publicly kiss his ass.