Another patriot/martyr defends the 2nd Amendment

Wayne LaPierre salutes the victims of gun violence.

DALLAS — The CEO of Exxon Mobil Corp. says there's no quick replacement for oil, and sharply cutting oil's use to reduce greenhouse gas emissions would make it harder to lift 2 billion people out of poverty.

"What good is it to save the planet if humanity* suffers?" CEO Rex Tillerson said at the oil giant's annual meeting Wednesday.

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*i.e., my lifestyle

"OK, whose turn is it to lick me all over?"

Michele Bachmann to retire at the end of term:

colleagues jockey for her title.

¡But in this case, it certainly is ironic!

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Speaker Boehner prepares for meeting with Wall-Street-lobbyists' anuses.

and some non-atheists get a head start

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"Jes a little Low Country humor on this day celebratin' the War of Northern Aggression."

and we can hardly wait for his accurate and insightful assessment

 May 2013

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April 2007

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Developers decide against adding the "cha ching" sound.

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Author and authoress continue their tradition of publishing non peer-reviewed toilet paper.

CAN WE HAZ EXCEL SPREADSHEET?

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"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. --- Plastics."

Louie Gohmert seeks peer.

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"GREAT! Now he tells us."

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Perhaps this is an example of someone's views evolving; after all, he did accept the job.

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Vatican adopts cannonade and fusillade tactics.

Senator Coburn demonstrates his concern for his constituents.

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Like Calvin Klein, mayoral candidate Weiner opts for minimalist ad campaign, underwear.

Weiner throws hat in ring. Other items to follow?

"If only I were a real boy."

"Keeping track of the truth is hard."

"But you don't understand. This isn't like Sandy or Katrina; these are White Christians we're talking about!"

Sens. Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn, both Republicans, are fiscal hawks who have repeatedly voted against funding disaster aid for other parts of the country. They also have opposed increased funding for the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), which administers federal disaster relief.
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"This is not a gimmick," Bieber said. "I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously.”

Srsly?   O Rly?

No wonder nothing gets done in Congress with old twits like this spending all their time twittering.

Honey, get off the Twitter and start earning your salary.

Butters' Twitter account

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Current Governor McDonnell hopes to pass the baton to fellow Republican Cuccinelli.

"Bobby, I sure hope you washed that thing!"

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Sometimes the gene pool is self-cleaning.

'Wows"? Did you perhaps mean 'Moos'?

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Pot calls kettle 'negro / black / noir / schwarz / nero'.

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But what about those who are grotesque because of a plastic surgery addiction?

Don't you just love the Huffungton Post's editorializing?

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Today's Non-News

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GOP Senatipede prepares to celebrate Obama's 'worst week ever'.

[It is reported Mr. Hatch, a Mormon, asked that sparkling cider be substituted for champagne, but his "mmmph, gnhgn, cmmdr plmmh" comments are open to interpretation.]

Hasa Diga Eebowai

"Good guy" applications now being accepted.

Oops!

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just as nuclear fission was necessary

SNAP!

To counter recent spate of child shootings, early education product is rushed to market.

"If ah cain't have Juan, nobody can."

Unintended irony: Papist thinks he's a member of the 'Club'.

Wayne Lapierre: 'See what happens when Obama limits access to guns!'

"Children suffer the trauma of having to get 'up close and personal' with a knife."

Al Tecacca: 'Is there really any difference?'

And this is news? Why?

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Pedophilia, NRA style

Wayne's Wet Dream

If only he had been armed

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Senator Lindsey Graham weighs in on the the addition of Mark Sanford to the South Carolina Congressional Delegation.

At the Benghazi Hearings

"Yes, yes, the flames, the flames, 

oh God, yes the flames

tell us more about the flames!"