"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

30 March 2013

North Korea Declares War, Victory

This morning, citizens of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) were treated to images on state television of the glorious and total victory over the imperialist pig dogs of the U.S. in valiant 9 hour struggle.

Maybe a flu shot this season isn't such a bad idea.

28 March 2013

Maggie Gallagher

searches for snacks during recent NOM 
demonstration outside the Supreme Court.

Lawyers cite revenue loss including:

Cancellation of starring role in a Jo'burg production of 
The Lady and the Tiger 
and a guest appearance in the US on
Let's Make A Deal.
Pistorius has declined to participate in a updated version of the porn classic: Behind the Green Door

Just goes to show Christians aren't the only ones who trivialize their so-called 'sacred' holidays.

'First Born' is especially nice!

24 March 2013

Sorry, sorry, sorry

"We sincerely apologize for this ad. Because it was intended for the Indian market, the image was reversed showing Mr. Berlusconi at the wheel of a right-hand drive car. [India, like much of the former British Empire, drives on the left.] Because Italians drive on the right, and Mr. Berlusconi is a well-known Italian macho (if aging) roué,  we deeply regret the impression that he is merely a passenger."

"There you go Miss: seats 14 A, B, and C."

about $22M worth

Maybe the Brazilians are on to something. See previous posting.

Soccer continues to gain popularity in US.

23 March 2013

A message from the editor

Since all the postings on this blog are intended to be tasteless, the reaction choice 'Tasteless' seems superfluous, hence it is changed to 'Disturbing'.

A. Tecacca

Former Bush Administration Officials Gather to Commemorate Iraq War Tenth Anniversary

L to R, Back row: Douglas Feith, Paul Bremer, Paul Wolfowitz
Front row: Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Richard Perle
[not pictured: Condaleezza Rice]

Inquiring minds (and Catholics) want to know.

22 March 2013

India: More Than You Bargained For

"I Dreamed a Dream

that I could watch and listen to this crap whenever I wanted to*: and today I can!"
The Miserables: own them today

*without some pretentious PBS functionary begging for money and pretending this is 'culture'