Really? Are we surprised?

 

 

"Trump who?"

 

"Quick, get me that Presidential Sharpie!"

 

If Backpfeifengesicht — is German for 'a face that’s badly in need of a fist'. Do you suppose they have a term that means— 'a mouth that is badly in need of a ball-peen hammer'?

We wonder?

 

If Trump is willing to profit off his mug shot, imagine what he will do with his prison underwear.

Now, imagine his customers!

 

Which E.G. Marshall work best reflects Donald J. Trump's journey?

The Caine Mutiny

The Left Hand of God

The Scarlet Hour

12 Angry Men

Compulsion

Town Without Pity

The Defenders

The Chase

Collision Course:

Vampire

Gangster Wars

Creepshow

Power

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Two Evil Eyes

Russian Holiday

Nixon

Absolute Power

Anything Can Happen

Just where is your other hand, Charlie?

 

 

Remember SNL's 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy'?

 

Time is on our side, yes it is, time is on our side, yes it is...

 

Barren Bitch Brays Brazenly

 

If the public thinks 'Oppenheimer' is a good film, it's no wonder that 80% of Hollywood output is Marvel Comics crap.

And you tea stays hot too!

 

Or, Prigozhin faked his own death and will be coming for a certain little dwarf in the Kremlin.

 

*How many time I tell you; steal US, or French, or Chinese, or even Indian technology, not Russian?

 

"Oh Daddy, I miss those good old days."

"Governor Faubus would know how to fix this."

 

Fulton County Jail personnel calibrate equipment for today's activities.

Oh you little devil you!

 

 

 

Mr. Trump, if the election was 'rigged and stollen' why haven't you produced the 'smocking' gun?

 

Trump inspects home-made* shank he intends to carry to the Fulton County jail.

*Thank you Roger Stone

 

What are the contraindications for BOTOX with Ozempic? We wonder?

 

Oh that (no longer) fat Ronna!

 

 

If chicken shit stood on two legs, blathered incessantly, and wore a bad wig.

 

It takes one* to know one.

 *pretentious, fatuous, and egotistical tech asshole 

Жаль*

*quel dommage

 

No surprise here.

 

It all sort of makes sense.

 

Which of these animals is incapable of self-awareness?

 

We did nazi see that coming (or did we)?

 

"Never mind!"

 

How "The Devil Might Go Down to Georgia"

 

"I can sooooo do that! Eazy, peazy!"

 

Time for a replacement due to creative necrosis?

 

Sort of reminds me of Polonius, and we all know what happened to him.

 

The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or poem unlimited.

Sung to the tune of 'Both Sides Now'

I've looked at RICO from both sides now

From give and take and still somehow

It's RICO’s other side that I recall

I really don't want to take the fall.

Tears and fears and feeling scared

To say, RICO right out loud

Dreams and schemes and prison crowds

I've looked at life that way

Oh, but now old friends they're acting strange

And they shake their heads and they tell me that I've changed

Well something's lost, but something's gained

In living every day

I've seen RICO from both sides now

From win and lose and still somehow

It's life's illusions I recall

I really don't know life at all

他主人的声音*

*His master's voice

 

Note The Continuity

 

and it's about time...

Thanks to Ron Filipkowski

 

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