Twitter's Jack Dorsey: need I say more.

or cheap hookers

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Why do they always look like runners-up on a Ru Paul show for space aliens?

Bears Repeating (and keeping in mind)

Memorial Day 2019

In preparation for his State Visit with Queen Elizabeth, Trump practices the royal wave.

Trump Administration Finally Falls Into Line

An Invitation

Just how much makeup, lens filters, video processing, and funeral parlor lighting does it take to make a harridan look like this?

Trump Implements Infrastructure Program

Day Is Done

What do you suppose the NO GMO/anti-vax folks do when prescribed one of the following 'drugs'?

The National Emergency: Day 95

OK, so you just add "something" to your "philosophy".

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tick-tock, tick tock

We wonder for whom he writes the other days of the week?

“Our constitutional system never contemplated a President like Donald Trump,” Toobin wrote in an opinion piece published by The New Yorker, where he is also a staff writer, on Friday.        link

Mumbo Jumbo Rhubarb Rhubarb

So, when one of these holier-than-thou legislators gets his underage daughter pregnant, will it be the no exception for rape, or the no exception for incest that will be the problem?

Oh c'mon, it is Alabama after all!

UPDATE

NRA Board Members Say New President Lied About Disclosing Financial Troubles

Recent statements by newly elected NRA President Carolyn Meadows “are outright lies,” NRA board member Allen West said in a statement on Tuesday.  link

Miz Meadows

Feckless little turd didn't fall far from the asshole.

nor has de Blasio stiffed a charity

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It's Beginning To Look Alot Like Christmas

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tick-tock, tick-tock...

Apparently it's a short distance from the outhouse to the pool house.

Hustler Parody

Oh snap!

Does this qualify Buttigieg as a wicked queen or just a really clever, savvy politician?

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THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY: Day Whatever

Senate Intelligence Committee subpoenas Donald Trump Jr..

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Fashion Ghoul Wintour: "The Sackler's opioid dollars isn't the only dirty money the Met takes".

Come The Revolution

Today's Thoughts N' Prayers

New NRA President Carolyn Meadows contemplates joining Wayne LaPierre in celebrating commemorating latest school mass shooting.

Ms. Meadows, elected only because she was a 'holster' among many 'pistols', did not respond to our inquiries.

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Come The Revolution

a good place to start

attended by those who wouldn't be caught dead in a museum otherwise

If only...

Did we really think this through?

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There is NO way this is an auto-correction error!

Anyone remember Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'?

In the year 2081, the 211th, 212th, and 213th amendments to the Constitution dictate that all Americans are fully equal and not allowed to be smarter, better-looking, or more physically able than anyone else. The Handicapper General's agents enforce the equality laws, forcing citizens to wear "handicaps": masks for those who are too beautiful, loud radios that disrupt thoughts inside the ears of intelligent people, and heavy weights for the strong or athletic.        link

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He may have been paid $302M, but no one "makes" that kind of money.

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Trump's new BFF,

wannabe muscle queen Tom Fitton.

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"Welcome, Bill"

So there once was this fellow Bill Barr

Whose reputation has fallen far.

He threw his soul

Down that Trump hole.

Hold him, while I get feathers and tar.

And what about endurance sports' athletes with polycythemia, or pitchers who have had Tommy John surgery?

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May Day! May Day! May Day!

There's a word for it: PATHETIC

Who Said It?

As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion, - as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Muslims, - and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Islamic nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

a.)  Ilhan Omar
b.)  Bill Maher
c.)  George Washington
d.)  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez