"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

27 June 2011

Sara Sings!

First Main Street, 
then Hollywood,

now Broadway Branson


including
Tradition (al Family Values)
If I Were Elected
Sabbath Sunday Prayer
Fundraiser, Fundraiser (raise me some funds)
Sunrise, Sunset: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out [with Bill O'Reilly]
Abstinence
To Lie
Sara's Monologue
Far from the Homer I Love
Sara's Dream
(Shotgun) Wedding Procession
Wedding Celebration/The Crystal Meth Dance
Do You Support Me?
Finale

19 June 2011

Congressman Weiner: The Next Phase--Spokesmodel?

Fruit of the Loom® 
and Viagra™ (Pfizer)
 extend contract offers.

Early negotiations with Samsung® and Nokia® mobile phone divisions have petered out.

18 June 2011

Separated at Birth ?

But what about phlogiston, Ptolemaic geocentrism, spontaneous generation, and black bile?

Michele Bachmann expressed skepticism of evolution at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans, Friday.
 "I support intelligent design," Bachmann told reporters following her speech at the conference, CNN reports. "What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt on both sides."

13 June 2011

THIS JUST IN !

Andrew Breitbart Offers Evidence That Other Representatives Followed Anthony Weiner's Twitter Lead

The following are implicated
Thomas Petri, R (6); John Mica, R-FL (7); Sanford Bishop Jr., D-GA (2) or Timothy Bishop, D-NY (1) or Rob Bishop, R-UT (1); Karen Bass, D-CA (33) or Charles Bass, R-NH (2); Tammy Baldwin, D-WI (2); Steven Palazzo, R-MS (4); Tom Graves, R-GA (9) or Sam Graves, R-MO (6); Phil Roe, R-TN (1); Adrian Smith, R-NE (3) or Chris Smith, R-NJ (4); Raul Labrador, R-ID (1); Cory Gardner, R-CO (4)