"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

30 June 2013

Not to mention motivated to get her great-big-huge stretched money maker back into a 'more profitable' conformation.

No Bryan YOU didn't build it.

You haven't built anything of lasting value. 
All you've done is sit around playing with your little device 'Tweeting' 61 times in the past 24 hours!

You go ahead and have your dream Bryan, just don't ask me to wash the sheets.

In defiance of God's laws, Daryl Metcalfe Pennsylvania legislator (R.- Butler) eats shrimp.

And has Mr. Metcalfe complied with God's covenant with Abraham?
[Also, we heard he 'touched' his wife while she was 'unclean'.  And, for that matter, just where are those forelocks and beard corners?]

Poor hygiene? No worries. Dior Homme can cover up just about anything.


and in a related story
Dior Homme:  Premium-priced Axe. 

24 June 2013

Where's Edward? Snowden not on flight to Cuba.

Times change, but standards must be maintained.

"jes add a heaping cup an' beat 'til done"

"she cut her eyes at me in the Wal-Mart"
"I once heard her fart in church"
"those curtains in her front window
haven't been washed in years"
"she was going at least 35 in a 20mph zone"
"that hair---it's all part of the act"
"I heard she's actually from the Bronx"
"you know, most of the time it was really oleo"