Middle manager contradicts CEO.

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Scientists discover link between homophobia and acne.

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Daughter of Abraham: " Racism is so over in America".

Virginia is for Losers

There's 'no, no' on your lips but...
...a picture's worth a thousand words...

...there's 'yes, yes' on your lips...

...the lady doth protest too much...

...officer, I swear I was only taking a leak...

...God was I drunk last night...

...etc.,  ad nauseum...

Just how personal are those challenges, Cooch?

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Virginia is for Looters

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Popecobana

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Fired: Ida Know, Sum Dum Pawn, and Siri S. Lee

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Thanks a lot Geraldo!

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Incriminating Evidence Found in Feral Scat

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"Ah declare: wahr, what is it good fah?"

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And by the way, thanks for FGM and the honor killings.

Women's Prayer Spaces Featured In 'Side Entrance' Blog: A Call For Improved Conditions In Mosques

Good Cop, Bad Cop, F*cking Crazy Cop

Joe Arpaio, eat your heart out!

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With new ad, Weiner campaign attempts to make lemonade.

Says law is 'ill conceived'.

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Weiner proves he's a real dick.

Velcro Bob: "My bad."

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I ask if Hannity is like Francis because he is an ass that talks.

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I SAY, THIS JUST IN

"Baguette? Sorry I thought you said Braguette."

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Braguette

M. Ramirez defends racially-insensitive cartoon.

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Crowning now: Coronation later

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Jerry Rivers: once a publicity-seeking whore; always a publicity-seeking whore.

Congratulations on more than four decades of whoredom.

FLORIDA: Where it isn't just the old dying.

Somthin' Mex-i-King?

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I give you sound learning, so do not forsake my teaching. -Proverbs 4:2

Yes Virginia, there is a Manneken Pis

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FOX Set to Revive and Update Classic TV Western

Texas Gov. Rick Perry moments after signing restrictive abortion bill into law.

"That'll teach them little tramps not to git theirselves knocked up."

Oy! Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Asiana drops plans to sue KTVU over bogus pilot names

From Russia with Love

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"I'm quick on the trigger when I see a..."

"Oh my Mother was frightened by a dark man, they say,
That's why I'm such a deadly shot.
I'd be out in the 'hood and I practice all day,
And now tell me what have I got.

I'm quick on the trigger

when I see a child no bigger

than a teen, I'm number one.
And my score with the jury

caused a little fury.

Yes you can shoot a kid with a gun.

When I see a hoodie,

I pull a little woodie.
My pants get tight as a drum.
And I stand my ground

when unarmed kids come around.
Oh you can get a kid with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
Yes, you can kill a kid with a gun."


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Born too late

" 'sides it wouldn't be like missin' wrasslin' or swimmin' or gymnastics "

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KY pol fails to lube wheels.

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Same old, same old

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Really Cheap Joke

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Zimmerman Juror 37B:

"Without any intention of being lewd, lascivious, or obscene...

HERE

IS

MY

VAGINA"

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Me-gyn, you-gyn...

Silvio Berlusconi learns 'bunga-bunga' means something very different in prison.

Second Acts:

Tercera Parte

Hispanic Outreach

Second Acts: Part 2

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Judge on American Idol

Nah, it might be too hard on other judges.

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Governor of Florida

It's not Texas but you still get to execute black people.

Grammarians Recommend Huffington Post Hire Educated Editors

Wayne's World... and in other news

THIS JUST IN

F. Scott Fitzgerald be damned; this is 21st century America!