"I mean that in the nicest Mary Magdalene sense," Billy Graham Lite.

 

Slava Ukraini!

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Eight years later, the sting of ugly wives and pin dicks seems forgotten.

 

Ready On Day One

 Whether it be Wednesday November 6, 2024 or Monday January 20, 2025.

Looks like Alina got hold of the Kari Lake camera filter.

 

Fellow Adulterer Commiserates

April 23, 2024

 

Separated at Birth?

 

Just imagine vegetarian burger and mocha milkshake.

 

Sound the Trump(et)

 

Sound The Trumpet (Purcell)

Just about two procedures and 40mL of Restylane® away from being a Republican.

 

If England had the traitor Lord Haw-Haw, we have the traitor- Lady Hee-Haw.

 

Question

If Mike Johnson

is Donald Trump's little bitch, and Kelly Armstrong (R-ND) is Mike Johnson's little bitch, what do you call Armstrong's relationship to Donald Trump?

Surely Ukraine could spare a sniper or two.

 

When our early hominid ancestors began walking upright, it became difficult for males to detect the swollen labia of estrus indicating that the female was sexually receptive.
Modern humans have found other ways to transmit that information.

 

Just sayin'

 

Old man's trophy now appears 'a bit' tarnished.

 

I had a dream.

 

Triff Noch Einmal!

 

Pathetic lickspittle humiliates self by out Elise Stefanik-ing Elise Stefanik.

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If there really were a 'Deep State', Marjorie Taylor Greene's Russian-funded Swiss bank accounts would have already been exposed.

Courtroom Artist's Conception

 

Judge Merchan takes further action to restore courtroom decorum.

 

The Funeral Cortege

We wonder?

Judge Merchan acts to ensure courtroom decorum.

At least it keeps his jaw from going slack.

 

While noninvestors express their sympathy.

 

Question

 Why is he a 'Black', if three of his grandparents aren't?

Speaker Johnson upon his return from Mar-a-Lago.

 

"Step aside old man, there's a new fifth-column in town."

 

IN with Trump 2024

 

Country? Singular?

 

What happens when the Dunning–Kruger Effect meets the Peter Principle?

 

OJ's Last End Run

 

We wonder?

 

Arizona Evolution

 

"Spoken to" like this: we wonder?

 

The editors deeply regret a miscaptioned photo in a recent post.

The caption should have read: South Carolina Senator Tim Scott explains his support of Donald Trump, not Actor Stepin Fetchit Appeared in Many Demeaning Roles.

And this is news, why?

 

"Oh Donnie, say it ain't so."

 

Are we sure that Rosemary was the only lobotomized one?

 

Кто хороший мальчик?*

*Who's a good boy?

 

He'll fit right in with the likes of Cruz, Tuberville, and Menedez.

 

Declension

 

Green Screen? Photoshop?