Tovarich

 

Peter Cytanovic: Ancestry.com(mon)

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America's Mayor, 2021

 Rudy’s home and office have been searched.

His reputation further besmirched.

He once was a hero

He’s now less than zero,

For having been on Trump’s shoulder perched.

Imagine their Biology Curriculum

 

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Careers in Hell: Pope John Paul II

Theology Tutor to Jerry Falwell and Tammy Faye Bakker

[Note: My first thought was 'NAMBLA Matchmaker', but that was too close to his job on Earth.]

The Larry Kudlow of India?

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Now we’re back to Congressman Jim

Really loud, but frightfully dim.

There in his shirt sleeves,

Spouting his pet peeves.

A bully, yet prissy and prim.

 

Where Are They Now?

 Trump Alumni

And those fully vaccinated with GARDASIL®9 can go outdoors without panties!

Older But Not Wiser

 

Retirement: Day 95

[also 103 days since 2nd impeachment]
[and 495 days since the 1st one- but who's counting]

 

Mr.Trump's Neighborhood

The new Hannity digs cost quite a load.
From Mar-a-Lago it’s just down the road.
Convenient to Trump
For kissing his rump.
Sean, I doubt you'll find a prince in that toad!

 

Many mistakes have been made in this pandemic.

 But at least we got rid of our Bolsanaro.

[or Modi]

Just imagine what the portrait in the attic must look like.

 

Let the culling continue.

 

Whatever

 

Dumb and Dumber: Senate Edition

 

Defenestration for Democracy

Now, let us take a look at Jimbo:
A loud-mouthed and bullying bimbo.
He incites attack
From the women black
Please someone, throw him out a window!

With the added advantage of keeping out foreign devils.*

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This Happy Anniversary Moment

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Did he forget to wear his lifts today?

 Or maybe his belt?

The face (and three-quarters) of the Neo-Nazi movement.

Neo-Nazi leader arrested in Chandler,
accused of threatening to kill
Black man days after rally

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and then there's this

 

*Add to that: hospitals, clinics, physician's offices and any other medical service providers.

 

D.C. Greyhound Bus Station Men's Room

 

Did he run out of paint?

and it certainly ain't matte finish

 

Just another useless fraud from Florida.

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The First Amendment Meets the 'Thin End of the Wedge'.

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Senate Republicans offer simple proposal to reduce or even end mass shootings.

Questions that keep me up at night.

Is 'wokeness' just having convictions in the absence of real-life experience?

or, more accurately

 

Take somebody's daughter to work day?

 

Oh shit, forget Kenosha, it's Austin... no New Orleans. Wait by tomorrow it will be somewhere else...

 

The cat just ate some Novichok.

 

The Last (?) Limerick

He wanted some fresh booty to tap;
Therefore our Rep. downloaded an App.
However Tinder®
Doesn’t have Kinder.
So it's back to porn and fap, fap, fap!

Indianapolis Is So Yesterday

 

One of these is not like the others.

You know he wants to raise his fist.

 

Which of yesterday's news reports is the most ironic?

 An 'oath keeper' flipping,

or this person starting a white supremacy group

Is Matt working on his 'prison embouchure'?

 

Leaving him more time to watch his family.

 

You Go Girl

There goes Jim shouting his usual crap,
Thinking for Fauci, he’s setting a trap.
This bantam-weight fool,
The roost he did rule,
Until Maxine intoned, “Jim, shut your yap”.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage, blow!

 

Notes from 'down under'.

 

Meet Your Representatives

Then there is Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Often covered in a sweaty sheen.
Disciple of Q:
A screw loose— or two?
Just how long will she be on the scene?

Ponzi Schemer Bernie Madoff Dies In Prison At Age 82

 and proves 'you can't take it with you'.

Electing the officials you deserve.

Greg Abbott tells his Texas community
For Covid, they have reached herd immunity.
Because of this lie,
More Texans will die
And he will keep lying with impunity.

Asking for a friend

If you were writing a limerick about someone, I don't know, 
let's say a member of Congress...
 Could you rhyme pardon with hardon?

Found in the basement of the Cannon Office Building, Washington D.C.

 

Careers in Hell: Billy Graham

 Preacher (sans Audience and Collection Plate)

Another DIY limerick for Florida's 1st District

 Suggestions for lines a, b, and e, rhymes:

insurrection, stolen election, misdirection, infection, wayward erection

Suggested pairs for lines c and d:

offence - defense

condition - sedition

mild - child

fool - school

oral - moral

The editors regret...

The header of a recent post about Rep. Gaetz should have read Trump Enthusiast not Hump Enthusiast.

Schadenfreude [or should it be Schaden-fraud-a]?

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*not to mention schoolyards

 

Careers in Hell: Hermann Göring

Sheldon Adelson's Chauffeur

[and vice versa]

As an old boss used to say: 'A face like he's smelling horse shit'.

 

"many people are saying"