Speaker Mike Johnson dreams about what life was like in the days of the Founding Fathers.

 

Phew! For a minute there I was worried we were all condemned to a slow death by pollution.

 

Why stop at 19th century technology: if it was good enough for John Paul Jones...

 

Thank god for A.I., Photoshop, and the internet!

 And thank you Chris Britt!

Oh boy, advice from the woman who ignored her predecessor's warning: "Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US".

 Still milking it five years later.

3, 2, 1...

 

Just imagine a Trump Administration in the 1840s.

 

Don't you worry Donnie, we will, we will.

 

 

We wonder.

Where were the pretentious, 

self-congratulatory, maudlin, virtue signaling, 

overly theatrical commemorations 

of Pearl Harbor in 1966?