High-T Pete

and harden our defenses,
erect a zone of protection,
pitch more tents in the desert,
raise our flagpoles,
we will be upstanding
soldiers at attention

 

Endorsed by Secretary Hegseth*

*Well at least the white one.

 

Multitasker

 

SAD!

 

 

 

Where's Waldo Lindsey?

 

And you ask why the county is where it is today.

 

Now that your current Senate assignment is nearly complete, it's time to refocus your efforts.

 

I can see it now.