If we're following the French, why not be complet?

Nothing shows respect for the military like having a washed up rocker deliver the address.

    MAGA musician Kid Rock has delivered the Department of Defense’s Memorial Day speech.
The rocker has become embroiled in a bizarre bromance with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth after they sparked fury with a pair of stunts using AH-64 Apache Helicopters.
    The “Don’t Tell Me How to Live” singer stood behind a Pentagon press podium wearing sunglasses, a zip-up hoodie, and a large chain to deliver an official message to mark a day when the nation remembers its fallen service members. [The Daily Beast, 25 May 2026]

Coming soon, we hope (but not soon enough).

 

Memorial Day 2026

 

If Congress won't reign him in, maybe the military should.

 

*Goodbye, asshole!

 

Then & Now

 

*Buh bye

 

Basket of Deplorables meets Federal Cookie Jar