You're worried about bronzer? Bitch, please.

also

 

 

So true, so true...

 

The Vegas whore house meets Arab potentate meets Russian oligarch look?

 

Maybe he could repurpose some of his earlier work.

[Considering the weapons depletion and the rate at which
he generates this 'stuff', it might be the only option.]

 

Also, another reason he's not standing on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.

 

And lest anyone forget, especially those 

aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln... 

UPDATE

Führer schreit nach Führerbunker.

AG Blanche presents the President with a list of countries that do not have extradition treaties with the US.

 

"Let them drink seawater!"

Bitch knows he's toast once Trump is out of office.