Stop me if you've heard this.

Kash Patel, Pete Hegseth, and Jeanine Pirro stagger into a bar...

 

Suggested follow-up treatment.

 

First alternative facts, now alternative maths.

 

♪ High on a hill was a lonely dotard. 

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo. ♫

Quel F'ing Dommage Department