When the tell-all comedy/horror film is made about Trump 2.0, please let Michael Emerson play Kevin Hassett at his smirkiest.

 

Couldn't happen to a nicer group of people.

 

Seriously, do you think anyone in this administration knows what a demitasse spoon is, or what it's used for?

 

Oh, never mind.

My question is: where's his other hand?

 

We wonder?

 

Soon to be followed with his signature tequilla.

 

 

Kash Patel to the Atlantic's Sarah Fitzpatrick:

 ♪♪ Every breath you take, I'll be watching you. ♪

Separated at Birth?