Day Dreamin'

 

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The fist doesn't fall far from the wrist?

The exploitation doesn't fall far from the exploits?

The knob doesn't fall far from the hand job?

Does that include being grabbed by the pussy, we wonder?

 

Is it the Department of Justice that investigates violations of the Hatch Act? We wonder?

 

President Donald Trump paraphrases his excuse for not quickly delivering disaster relief to Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria by stating, "This is a boat surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."

And Donnie I wouldn't recommend repeating
that paper towel-tossing stunt;
just ask Pete what the crew might toss back!

 

Secretary Hegseth's workout aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln ends abruptly.

"Wait 'til I tell Putin."

 

Day Dreamin'

 

Karoline Leavitt: Plenty of A, not much I.

 

Somewhere in the Highlands, a cow shivers.