Let's forget about the cardinal numbers 86 and 47, and talk about an ordinal number: 25th.

 

I can see it now.

*In May, Trump said the lining was “so strong, so powerful” that it couldn’t be cut with a knife.
He even drove his motorcade across it while it was being installed to inspect the work.

 

Oh Donnie, don't sell yourself short. You've provided plenty of reasons you should be the last Republican president.

 

Der Führerbunker Updated*

*with many 'gold' gewgaws 

Yeah, JD's gonna jump right on that.

Vice President JD Vance stated during a media appearance on Fox News regarding the administration's anti-fraud initiatives: "I don't care where you came from, I don't care what your name is. If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and try to throw you in prison for enriching yourself off of the American taxpayer".

Quel F'ing Dommage Department

And that's not counting all the blood squibs they've donated!

 

Day Dreamin'

 

Welcome to the fevered dreams of Steve Scalise.