We wonder.

Where were the pretentious, 

self-congratulatory, maudlin, virtue signaling, 

overly theatrical commemorations 

of Pearl Harbor in 1966?

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me again and again and again...

 

Souvenirs From The Battlefront

Remember you saw it here first!

 

The check is in the...

 Right after the DOGE dividend and that $2,000 tariff bonus.

Sheesh, next he'll claim he diverted the 5th plane and saved thousands!

 

Damn straight!

and you'll be convicted...
and removed from office...
and chased with torches and pitchforks...
and driven down into the dirt...
and your name will live on only
as the man who destroyed a country...
[and we don't Iran or Venezuela]

 

If it was a boob job, did he get his money's worth?