"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

29 September 2018

Young Palin just assaulted another.
He's always smacking someone or other.
So what's today's excuse
For domestic abuse?
"You'd act out too, with that for a mother!"

The Existential Days Of Our Lives


24 September 2018

"Tha verah thought gives me tha vapors!"

SAD! (but timely)

Solutions: Ancient and Modern

Your behavior grows evermore untoward.
Just how much more can the country afford?
No matter what you tweet,
You are in for defeat.
For God's sake, it's time to fall on your sword!

Once again we feel your Twittering wrath.
Why can't you follow a different path?
If you can't arrange
To make that true change,
Could you please go do a 'Sylvia Plath'?

23 September 2018

Und ve know zome zing about purity laws!

Bitch Jr. Part 2

Just how much more crap must we take from Junior?
When will he go to jail: later or sooner?
Yes, it's none of my biz
But, the big question is:
With cell mates, will he be spoonee or spooner?

18 September 2018

This Just In

and thereby hang(er)s a tale

Will Miz Feinstein's last-minute sally
Cause the Senate women to rally?
Or will a new court
Change how you abort?
Goodbye clinic— hello back alley.

16 September 2018

Separated at birth? Just asking.

Just Rewards

And what about this guy Paul Manafort?
Looks like now he won't get his day in court.
To me it seems like Paul's flip
Lands you-know-who in deep shit.
How soon will he get his special escort?

15 September 2018

November 6, 2018

The Thin End of the Wedge

Our once-great nation is sure ailin'.
Because of the likes of Miz Palin.
Ignorance— willful
Thinking— unskillful
The future don't look like smooth sailin'.

13 September 2018