and so it continues

 

This from a woman whose greatest accomplishment is being screwed by the famous* and the famous adjacent**.

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*Gavin Newsom
**Junior

Just imagine how quiet the Louvre would be.

However, without that pasty-white trash,
Americans would once again be 'Loudest Tourists'.

 

We wonder?

*Absolutely, just leave it all to me.

 

*roughly 'dipshit' or 'asshole'

Old Man Shouts at Cloud

 

If they weren't in Congress

She'd be falling victim to every e-mail
and phone scam that came her way

 

Be careful what you wish for, Lindsey honey.

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I can see it now!

 The 'WTLM'* Movement

*White Trash Lives Matter

Maybe Nature is taking care of the problem.

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: 'The stigma of vaginal dryness'.

I wonder if there is a secret handshake?

 

Make no mistake

 

Twit Bitches Quack

 

Is it real? Or just a cheap Madame Tussauds' knock-off?

 

OOPS!

 

FBI finds secure storage for documents recovered from Mar-a-Lago.

How's that memoir coming?

 

And America is twatted once more, yet again.

 

if it could speak

 

tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...

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We wonder.

 

THIS JUST IN

 

From the Amy Coney Barrett Line of Gifts for New Mothers

 

We wonder (not really).

 

not to mention integrity, honesty, etc.

 

What's that sound?

Ben Franklin Spinning In His Grave

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Would someone please slip some coke into his luggage before he departs!

 

Jared uses shiny object in an attempt to distract folks from thinking he was the FBI informant.

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If they weren't in Congress

He'd be managing a precious
antique shop in Charlestown.

 

We can dream, can't we?

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For all you conspiracy theorists, Q-Anon believers, FOX News watchers, and election deniers: if there really were a 'Deep State', don't you think someone would have died of 'natural causes' in late 2015 or early 2016?

And saved us all a whole lot of tsuris.

"Ah Lawd hav mercy!"

UPDATE

 

This is the same twat who whined* that he couldn't get by on his $174,000/year U.S. Representative's salary.

Sean Duffy: father of  eight

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Then & Now

 

We wonder?

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd be hanging out with a local
motorcycle club auxiliary and be
covered in temporary tattoos.
[Prepared before that notorious scurrying video.]

 

I can see it now.

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Right at home in Wegners snake oil aisle!

 

How soon until Kari Lake accuses the 'Deep State' of trying to kill her through dehydration?

 

Wanna bet his cheek isn't the only thing stained now?

 

Because it makes Nazis uncomfortable?

 

If they weren't in Congress

He'd just be hanging out
by a school yard fence.

 

If we're lucky, the public will be buying you breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a good long stretch.

“Last night, I had an argument between two people in a restaurant who were trying to buy Lara and I dinner to apologize for what the United States government has done to our family." 
[Maybe you could find a grammar book in the library.]

 

What's next? He's going stop in his local "Way-Way" for a Poorboy?

Go back to Two Guys!

 

Et tu, Rupert?

And you've never been farther from a Tijuana brothel than you are now!

 

Could you please return the special one.

 

Well, fiddle dee dee indeed.