"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

25 September 2011

The Trials and Tribulations of Lindsey Graham II

"Mercy, what ah wouldn't give for the good ole times."

Herman Cain Wins Florida GOP Straw Poll

"Unless you want to go back to gruel three times a day,
you know what to do."

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23 September 2011

The Trials and Tribulations of Lindsey Graham

"Ah, jes long for the good ole days."

Romney calls for a tax policy that will help "us" in the middle class

MIAMI - Mitt Romney suggested Wednesday that he feels the pain of the middle class.
At a town hall meeting here, the millionaire GOP presidential contender told his audience that he favors a tax policy that will help "those who have been hurt by the Obama economy."   source
"Oh how I loves me the exponential scale."

Puttin' On The Dog-- A Series

Santorum: 'Don't ask, don't tell' repeal foolish


"What we are doing is playing social experimentation with our military right now. That’s tragic. I would just say that going forward we would reinstitute that policy if Rick Santorum was president."


Little Ricky 9: Playing his trump card.

17 September 2011

Puttin' On The Dog-- A Series: Santorum Achieves 'Toy' Status

It's official; after a rapid transition from 'standard' to 'miniature', Rick Santorum's political future has been officially declared 'toy'.  
[Can 'teacup' be far behind?]

See below.
Standard
Miniature
Toy

16 September 2011

Noted Bioethics Expert Joins Bachmann Team

Ms. Loma, HMD*




*Home-Schooled Medical Doctor
Renowned bioethicist Condi Loma joins God, D. Lusion, and  ɚɮɠʭʮʮɠɚof the planet h6U5FGBOO/U  to complete Michele Bachmann's brain trust.

Paris works to remove 'bosse de vitesse'

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