"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca
30 September 2014
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21 September 2014
And He Did It His Way
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final gavel.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I fear my reputation will unravel.
I've been the Speaker, that's for sure.
I've led each and ev'ry vote 'nay';
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Cocktails, I've had a few;
But then again, let's not mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without conviction.
I bumbled an uncharted course;
Each stumbled step along the hallway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I drank and drank until I'd spew.
But through it all, when there was a vote,
To throw Obamacare out.
I botched it all but took the fall;
And did it my way.
I've smoked, I've tanned and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, tears won't subside,
You find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".
I have led the House, what have you got?
No legislation: you got naught.
To say the things I truly feel;
Before each lobbyist I did kneel.
The record shows I took the dive -
And did it my way!
20 September 2014
19 September 2014
18 September 2014
17 September 2014
16 September 2014
15 September 2014
14 September 2014
and from [almost] beyond the grave
No link to the original because, seriously, does anyone really care what this superannuated harridan has to say.
13 September 2014
12 September 2014
11 September 2014
10 September 2014
09 September 2014
08 September 2014
07 September 2014
06 September 2014
05 September 2014
04 September 2014
"Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
And all pretty boy Bob is going to get is a lousy soap-on-a-rope (if he's lucky). |
03 September 2014
02 September 2014
01 September 2014
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