"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

29 September 2019

Tawdry Trio awfully quiet about impeachment.

They're probably busy packing
up the White House silver.

Ode to a Padded Cell

There once was a man who called the Ukraine.
And I know it’s a tired old refrain.
But now even Lindsey
Should be able to see
That the President is bat-shit insane!

18 September 2019

Protecting America just like he protected those young college wrestlers.


I can see it now.

And just where do they house them the other days of the week?

Does no one at ABC News understand English grammar?*

*Have you noticed that nearly everything David Muir reports on the evening news happens "as we come on the air"?

Trump Says Homeless Californians Are Ruining Cities’ ‘Prestige’

“But we have people living in our … best highways, our best streets, our best entrances to buildings and pay tremendous taxes, where people in those buildings pay tremendous taxes, where they went to those locations because of the prestige,” Trump added. “In many cases they came from other countries and they moved to Los Angeles or they moved to San Francisco because of the prestige of the city, and all of a sudden they have tents. Hundreds and hundreds of tents and people living at the entrance to their office building.”


Should take care of most of them.

17 September 2019

Trump Resorts Now Hiring


So that's how he worked his magic!

New Sexual Misconduct Allegation Against Kavanaugh

During the winter of her freshman year, a drunken dormitory party unsettled her deeply. She and some classmates had been drinking heavily when, she says, a freshman named Brett Kavanaugh pulled down his pants and thrust his penis at her, prompting her to swat it away and inadvertently touch it. Some of the onlookers, who had been passing around a fake penis earlier in the evening, laughed.  

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