Have we really thought this impeachment thing through?

IT'S HARRRD!

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Tawdry Trio awfully quiet about impeachment.

They're probably busy packing
up the White House silver.

Ode to a Padded Cell

There once was a man who called the Ukraine.

And I know it’s a tired old refrain.

But now even Lindsey

Should be able to see

That the President is bat-shit insane!

Сука держать рот на замке*

*roughly: "Bitch keep your mouth shut!"

LaPierre also offers a 'reach around'.

Looks like CapsLock got stuck again!

8:45 AM
28 September 2019

Geriatric pussys battle for the honor of being grabbed.

$chadenfreude?

Guess what's happening. Tick-tock Edition

8:00 AM, 27 september 2019

This Just In

Junior writes statement explaining that the Ukraine phone call was about adoptions.

Oh, come on Lindsey. We all know what will happen once things turn really sour.

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Let us hope Ms. Pelosi doesn't have all her eggs in one basket.

"And I know something about hurting the Presidency," Mr. Yoo did not add.

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SURPRISE !

The little boy who cried wolf
has his minions work their Sharpie magic. 

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"Hey Bill, you still got that Magic Marker?"

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Gee, maybe now you'll be able to shed those extra pounds.

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Superannuated hack doesn't care about the future since she hasn't that much longer to go.

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Calling All Republicans

Now is your chance to make a clean break, retake your party, and wash off the stench of Donald Trump.

Quel Dommage

The product of a 'stable genius', or six neurons bridged by a spirochete?

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'Terrible Precedent'?

Yes one where the evidence of 'High Crimes and Misdemeanors' is provided and leads to removal from office of the President and his little lapdogs. 

Would you have expected Benedict Arnold, Julius Rosenberg, or Aldrich Ames to 'share' their secrets?

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"Let them breathe exhaust."

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2024: FaceApp or Not?

You can fool some of people all of the time; isn't that a pity edition.

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Why Trump Doesn't Need A Dog: A Series-M

No room for another lap dog.

Where is Sam Ervin when you need him?

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"On the auther hand, mebbe Aah shoulda used mah safe word."

Sharpie? Sharpie? I thought you said harpy.

"Oh Canada, how I love ya eh, how I love ya eh, my dear Canada."

Hausfrau eagerly anticipates bargains at Oktoberfest Sales.

Who'd of thought 'Stormy Weather' could be Trump's theme song for a second time?

JIMMY STINKS!!!

Protecting America just like he protected those young college wrestlers.

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I can see it now.

And just where do they house them the other days of the week?

Does no one at ABC News understand English grammar?*

*Have you noticed that nearly everything David Muir reports on the evening news happens "as we come on the air"?

Trump Says Homeless Californians Are Ruining Cities’ ‘Prestige’

“But we have people living in our … best highways, our best streets, our best entrances to buildings and pay tremendous taxes, where people in those buildings pay tremendous taxes, where they went to those locations because of the prestige,” Trump added. “In many cases they came from other countries and they moved to Los Angeles or they moved to San Francisco because of the prestige of the city, and all of a sudden they have tents. Hundreds and hundreds of tents and people living at the entrance to their office building.”

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Should take care of most of them.

Trump Resorts Now Hiring

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So that's how he worked his magic!

New Sexual Misconduct Allegation Against Kavanaugh

During the winter of her freshman year, a drunken dormitory party unsettled her deeply. She and some classmates had been drinking heavily when, she says, a freshman named Brett Kavanaugh pulled down his pants and thrust his penis at her, prompting her to swat it away and inadvertently touch it. Some of the onlookers, who had been passing around a fake penis earlier in the evening, laughed.  

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PARRR-TEE!: Open Bar, Multiple Kegs, Roofies

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Lost in the Shuffle

Anyone remember Lily Tomlin's crazy character who repeatedly shouted, "I got the evidence"?

Trump vows to aid Saudis with fighter jets, cruise missiles, and bone saws.

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Sarah Palin considering legal action for theft of her signature trope.

"Mercy me, Ah could jes bitch slap those mullahs."

Checkin' in with Sarah