Through The Looking Glass, or just Trump Bizarro World?

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Ohio Governor Mike DeWine illustrates the anticipated procedure.

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Sloppy Seconds?

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Black Friday: Surely this is a day Mammon has made.

Impeachment, Removal, Indictment, Conviction, Imprisonment

Now available covered in Gold Leaf or Pink Glitter?

We wonder how the first wife and the five abandoned children will be celebrating?

Dowager Senator shields himself from the facts and vows his own 'investigation'.

Finally, a job tailor-made for a slumlord!

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Nostalgia

The editors deeply regret the inclusion of the following picture in the recent post entitled:

Whither Devin Nunes- Rising Republican Star

while demonstrating how well equipped she is for kissing Trump's ass

Lindsey will not be happy.

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"Hoax" "Witch Hunt" "Coup" "Lynching"

How soon can we expect...

Commander-In-Chief has hard-on for sailor who basically did shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave. and is getting away with it.

SEALs from the platoon that Chief Gallagher led during a deployment to Mosul, Iraq, in 2017 told military officials that they saw the chief fatally stab a wounded ISIS captive. Navy investigators said while several SEALs were providing medical aid to the fighter, Chief Gallagher took out a handmade hunting knife and stabbed the captive, a teenager, several times in the neck and torso.

The chief was also accused of firing a sniper rifle at civilians, striking a girl wearing a flower-print hijab as she walked along a riverbank and an old man carrying a water jug. Several SEALs broke the group’s code of silence and testified against Chief Gallagher in a military trial.

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Failing to drain his own swamp, he is busily topping off others.

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and lips

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"And I know something about drugs:" Gaetz added.

Separated at Birth?

Schitt's Creek / Shit Creek

Can you imagine the Trump campaign response if Butttigieg were to become the candidate?

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and a little sight seeing

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Devin Nunes’ cow

Why Trump Doesn't Need A Dog: A Series-Infinity

He's got something better to kick around.

Thank you, Ms. McCarthy for your expertise, tits*.

*although they may be one in the same

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The Palace Announces: RANDY ANDY WILL NO LONGER BE HANDY

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Scenes From An Impeachment Hearing

2020 Grammys Nominations

I'm sorry, but did I miss the Obese Transgender Category 
or the Hispanic Autism Spectrum Country/ R&B category?

Trump Seeks to Bolster GOP Team

"But Daddy, I wanted to sit in the big chair!"

Trump / Zelensky

Чим більше він змінюється, тим більше це те ж саме
[plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose]

Its Not Treason: It's Alternative Patriotism

You could try to get his attention by abusing a child in front of him.

Nah

Roger Stone counting on tattoo to discourage jailhouse 'suitors'.

The editors apologize for the accidental inclusion of a photo of a rabid dog in the article entitled: 'Elise Stefanik, New York Republican'.

The shit that is in their grins (figuratively if not literally) is coming back to haunt them.

Pence, Fruman, Parnas, Trump, Giuliani 

What is it? A shroud?

She is about 100 years old!

[Does she really think that this will offset a lifetime of Hollywood excess?]

C'mon Down!

Many people are telling me that Hannity had become impacted.

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"Master will be so displeased."

l'arte dei tempi

also 'beshitting' themselves

In a misjudged attempt to plant yet another kiss, Rep. Nunes inadvertently bites Trump in the ass.

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"Guess what, turns out I am a crook!"

THE EDITORS REGRET

the inclusion of the photo of a writhing headless snake in the recent post: Trump Responds to Public Impeachment Hearings

"Ok, whatcha got next?"

NRA PSA

Because the Santa Clarita school shooting failed to meet NRA minimal death threshold, there will not be celebratory wank.  

Just keep it up Jaimie, just keep it up.

Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

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Just Asking: Where are Mr. Jordan's and Mr. Castor's other hands?