??? We wonder?

Louie Gohmert: even dumber than we thought.

one down: one to go

Just where is Charlie Kirk on the spectrum?

Tom Cotton: An Unnecessary Evil

"Oh fiddle dee dee, what's the problem, mah pit'ures all have the rouge, lip gloss, and eye liner Photoshopped out."

"And 'digital slimming' is
even more effective than
mah foundation garment!"

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If this survey is accurate, it means two things:

1.  It really doesn't make any difference whether schools reopen or not

2. We need a lot more Covid-19 to cleanse the country 

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First Lady Melania Trump is indisposed and unavailable for comment.

No Comment Necessary

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Sen. Perdue's daughter and spokesperson, Rhoda Island Red, issued the apology.

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while others will have to commit acts of unspeakable degradation to ensure their income

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Ron DeSantis: "Now you tell me".

Crocodile Tears From The Sunshine State?

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"Here Daddy, try this. It's much better than that Sharpie!"

Geographic Haikus

My trip to France, lost;

We have become pariahs.

Why? Selfish Texans.

Florida looks bad:

Always did— now with disease.

Hooray! Well deserved.

Arizona jerks

Must be allowed to PARTY!

Hospitals fill up.

North Carolina

One half of a foolish pair

South Carolina

Gulf Coast Contagion

Some of the reasons why are
Pride, Greed, Ignorance

Roger Cohen, New York Times, 24 July 2020

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and in such a timely manner too

Despite poll, DeSantis assures us he has matters well in hand.

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Ben Shapiro, not so much a lap dog as...

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Texas Triage: Who deserves to be wheeled to the back of the line?

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Sooner, rather than later?

"From where I'm standing, things are looking pretty good."

The editors regret this alteration less than voters regret their 2016 vote.

Meanwhile in Austin...

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Madres de la Plaza de Mayo open branch in Portland, Oregon.

My money's on Cheney in this bitch fight.

Is Gaetz seeking more face time for himself or more ass time with Trump?

Another potential Kapo born a century too late.

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All The President's Toadies

she said without a hint of irony

OK, they will get over it,

but perhaps they'll also bring it home to infect their elderly, obese, alcoholic Governor Grandfather.

Inspired by that other Goya

Trump Devouring His Campaign Staff

Please make sure, she too will be a lame duck.

The Trivialization of a Serious Problem

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Hey Cynthia, how's that hoax working out?

Sen. Rubio: "C'mon, you know how they all look alike!"

Trump kills at White House Covid-19 Follies with a lip-synced version of Eviline's big number from 'The Wiz':

Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News

When I wake up in the afternoon
Which it pleases me to do
Don't nobody bring me no bad news
Cause I wake up already negative
And I've wired up my fuse
So don't nobody bring me no bad news

Posthumously known as "Pop Smoked"

The Emperor's New Clothes: Update

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With the death of John Lewis, will President Trump take the opportunity to rise above the fray and heal the nation with a thoughtful and moving tribute.

JUST

KIDDING

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Now that it is full Summer, once again

Más de una puta en la familia.

We didn't see it coming; who could have predicted something like this?

Gubernatorial Haikus

Governor Ducie

A major Trump sycophant

Arizonans die

Governor Abbott

Cares more about his career

Than fellow Texans

Damn Ron DeSantis

Too busy kissing Trump’s ass

Floridians die

Georgia On My Mind?

With Kemp in charge it’s more like:

Georgia In Decline!

‘Bama Gov Ivey

Science denying Trump stooge.

ROLL TIDE (-al death wave).

Presidential Advisor? Influencer? Sales Rep.?

Haikus for Karen (in the time of plague)

Screaming without mask

No longer tolerated

You will be put down

Demanding ‘freedom’

Karen behaving badly

This doesn’t end well

Before pandemic

Stupidity had no cost

Not anymore, bitch

Virus/Mask, Horse/Barn Door; Am I wrong?

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As Arizona continues to lose ground to Florida, the Phoenix tourist Board reminds Snowbirds that "It's a Dry Heat/Cough/Death".

One Minute Later

¡Ahora tengo que hacer
la cocina kosher de Nuevo!

and just like magic, it went away

Various garden regions rumored to be named : Lily White Pond, Jungle, Rice Paddy, Fairy Garden, Estancia, and Plantation.

Tucker Carlson: C'mon Down!

What to do during the 'long-planned' vacation.