COMING SOON TO A VOTING BOOTH NEAR YOU

Anatomy Of A Banker

"Yeah, the whole truth, that sounds good, yeah yeah the whole truth."

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Junior said to be considering replacing image of Skittles with that of a bucket of fried chicken.

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As we suspected: Donald Trump also nasty down under!

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THIS JUST IN

What's that old saying about 'Glass Houses'?

"Say it ain't so!"

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Hillary may be the the one with two X chromosomes, but the Donald turns out to be a whiny little bitch.

links to 'Your Fault' lyrics and performance

...and your little lap dogs too...

Moscow Monitors Debate

Campaign 2016

This stuff just writes itself!

either the best Trump meme or Clinton ad ever

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If Trump is elected,

imagine May Day 2017

Being coddeled apparently leads to being addeled.

Donald Trump Jr. Defends Skittles Tweet as a 'Simple Metaphor' link

Eric Trump: Millennials Love My Father Because He’s So Much Like Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg link

Donald Trump Jr. makes 'gas chamber' reference in criticizing media  link

In a related story, Clinton did not invite Ivana, Marla, half a dozen Las Vegas hookers, or an under-aged hustler.

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Donald Trump Jr.: Let the rebranding begin.

E tu Teddy?

and who's the pathological liar now?

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"I'm Junior and I approved this message."

Where's there a willy, there's a way.

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Seems like only yesterday Mr. Ryan was surprised by voters in 'urban areas'.*

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Palate Cleanser

“Life is a banquet and most poor bastards are starving to death!”

Can't wait to see this imatation.

With apologies to Meredith Willson and Elizabeth Warren

The Wells Fargo Banker

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' down the street.

Oh, please let him pass by me.

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' down the street.

I wish, I knew what is in store for me. 

I got a Credit Card without askin',

Then something funny on my statement,

And once, a demand for payment.

You can imagine my amazement.

Oh, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' now.

Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.?

It could be assessment fees.

Or some surprising penalties. 

Yes, it could be, yes, you're right, it surely could be

Somethin' special,

Somethin' very, very special now

Just for me

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin' at me.

Oh, just let him pass my door.

Oho, the Wells Fargo Banker is a-comin'.

I fear I know what he is comin' for.

"...stay tuned and watch me make 11 million Messicans disappear..."

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Gene pool cleansing, Ohio style

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U.S. Says for First Time That Christie Knew of Bridge Plot*

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Oh for the good ol' days of Barbara and Jenna Bush.

or let's call a spade a spade

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This year's Hajj-Pajj* less deadly than last's.

*stampede

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Tits Out For Trump?

Résumés go out November 9.

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Kellyanne Conway

This must make Dick's little heart thingie whir a bit faster.

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Résumés go out November 9.

Snake Charmer and Geek positions already filled.

Katrina Pierson

And I thought Eric was the one who always looked wet.

Résumés go out November 9.

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Stephen Bannon

Campaign 2016

UPDATE

 "Sheesh, I practically got lynched over one little joke!"

"Stop me if you've heard this one..."

Looks like the applenut hasn't fallen very far from the tree.

or perhaps: just a shit off the old crock

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With apologies to Comden and Green

New York, New York: It's A Hell Of A Town
The Kiosks Go Up And The Pants Come Down...

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Résumés go out November 9.

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Eric Trump

#9: how to score a wheelchair if you are crushed (but don't wake up in the presence of 6 doz. virgins)

Whole Foods Indicates Interest in Lyft

#4: how to avoid being crushed in the stampede

Better watch it Vlad, does Donnie's have a new BFF?

just sayin'

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Would it be racist to point out this case of the pot calling the kettle black?

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And here comes number 6!

TLC: Touching Little Children Network

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Palin signs new endorsement deal.