"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

31 May 2021

27 May 2021

DIY Limerick for California Gubernatorial Race

Lines A, B, and E:

Bruce, loose, prepuce, juice, noose

Lines C and D:

chop, top, lop, rot, flop

Let the punishment fit...


After bringing the nation disunity,

He’s now claiming ‘absolute immunity’.

For all of his crime

He must serve some time.

And not do ‘service to the community’!

23 May 2021

Direct to Beta Tape


We wonder?


Each day we learn more about the sex.

Now, it seems we will hear from his ex.

He does seem to strive

To assuage his drive.

Is it just hormones, or a complex?

11 May 2021

Here's a question.

Did Jenner's gender reassignment procedures include a lobotomy?

Or maybe it was living with the Kardashians.


Colorado Updates State Seal


Not even Junior

Poor Eric, always something of an oddball
Tries to make up for this woeful shortfall.
Oh sure he is sleazy,
But life can’t be easy
Being married to a living Bratz™ doll!