"Vhut is commotion? I am alvays serving milktoast vit stollen. Is old vorld tradition."

 

Lesson 4,633

 

"After the strip search, we'll be taking a drop or two of blood."

 

We wonder?

"Ah say, ketch mah if you ken."

 

Freshly divorced, but climbing back up in that saddle.

 

Hey, we were just practicing 'the laying on of hands'!*

*Acts 6:6

 

 

What? They made it through 12 years of school without a mass shooting? It is Texas after all.

 

Junior finds his niche.

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: 'Dianne Feinstein Returns to Senate'.

 

NEXT!

 

An Early Example of Drag

 

But what about warnings of potential for bad poetry, brawls, inappropriate sexual advances, wife beatings, and tearful confessions?

 

Number 1: Make a pact with the Devil

 

Night Terrors

 

Sequel to 'Manhood' to be called 'Man Spread'?

 

And you thought 'God's Little Acre', Tobacco Road', and 'Trailer Park Boys' were fiction.

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DeSantis Campaign to Hire Kathleen Sebelius

America: held hostage to the all-too-common lowest denominator.

Last night after the Twitter Debacle

 

DeSantis Debut(t)

 

Amen!

 

Sex Addiction Clinic finds perfect aversion therapy tool.

 

It's not clear whose hand will be up whose backside.

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Jim Jordan: yet again, a day late and a dollar short.

You suppose Kevin buys something used of hers?

 

When a door closes, a window opens...

 

Et tu Laura

 

Maybe it isn't that DeSantis hates drag queens, perhaps he's just envious.

 

Let me guess. He slipped on a puddle of Novichok and fell out a fourth-floor window.

 

Wrestler's stage name inspired by another huckster showman.

“If you look at those that came after him, more people have patterned themselves after Superstar Billy Graham and become a success in this business than probably anybody,” Triple H, the superstar wrestler whose birth name is Paul Levesque, said at Graham’s induction into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004.      link  

 

Meemaw struggles with technology.

Whar's the trigger?

 

Whose oligarchs are a greater danger to democracy: ours or theirs?

 

I guess when you're a star, it's OK to grab 'em by the yoni.

 

USA! USA! USA!

Math scores are plummeting, literacy is in decline, and 1 in 5 high school juniors can't locate Europe on a map but, we're still number one! 

They say, 'one picture is worth 1,000 words'.

Everything that's wrong with America today.

 

Off-white supremacist whines about being called a white supremacist.

 

Monarchy tries novel ways of supporting itself.

For that dowager in all of us.

 

If someone will tell him where Serbia is, Kyle Rittenhouse says: "I'm going shopping"

*I am moist with excitement.

 

Iowa: A place where Republicans often choke.

 

What do Ryan Lochte and Elizabeth Holmes have in common?

 

When people are tired of you and your numbers are falling, you can always exploit Mom.

Why not, everyone else does.

 

Sweet dreams are made of these...

 

Liz, just remember how to treat Mama.

 

Ron DeSantis in Iowa, anticipating that deep-fried corndog.

 

But isn't she about two decades too old for him?

 

Fool me once...

*Would these be the same consultants

who charged you $750,000 for that 

'D.E.I.' package three years ago?

 

In celebration of the release of 'Manhood' book, a Josh Hawley retrospective: Part 2.