"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

16 April 2016

Would I lie?

Wayne puts the lube Gun Oil to constant use.
You know just what I mean. Don't be obtuse!
Slip and slide,
Stroke and glide.
Without it would truly be self 'abuse'.

14 April 2016

A 'toothsome' couple

We know who the Celebrant was and who did the catering,
but my question is: who's their dentist? 

13 April 2016

Which misunderstood / misused term is more annoying?

'Hack' or 'Trending'
[Obviously I've given up on 'massive' and 'enormity', and don't get me started on 'niggardly'.]

09 April 2016

Stephen Collins sent his regrets.

"Because the reunion venue is within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, I fear I must decline the invitation." 

08 April 2016

Meldonium?

Sounds like a transuranic element, or one of those Eastern European countries where Peter Graves and his Mission Impossible team used to operate.

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