"You've been weighed in the balance and been found wanting."

Kaddish Lite

Just in case you've not heard the news,

In Pittsburgh, Trump was greeted with boos.

Like some spot-light thief

He usurped the grief.

He even brought his two token Jews!

Look how far we've come since that first post.

"I'm your number one fan."

So, Trump’s ultimate fan has come along.

And does he believe what he did was wrong?

For there among the rabble,

He deciphered Trump’s babble

And understood which enemies to bomb.

Suggestion

Last minute Halloween costume idea 

made from things you already have.

Without Brillo Pads, a nutritious  Halloween treat for the kids!

As they say: "The fish rots from the head".

I fear it's time to trot out 'thoughts and prayers' guys (and NRA apologists) again.

Please note that I have chosen not to depict Wayne LaPierre 

having his usual post-mass-shooting celebratory wank.

So I guess it's 'all about me'.

Would it be out of place to call Jenner a thoughtless selfish cunt?

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Liberté, Egalité, Emérgy

His administration is a flop.

And the time has come for it to stop,

Can the ‘leadership’, him sway

To go quietly away,

Or will the ‘mob’ resort to the ‘chop’?

Trees, Apples, Gravity

Haeckel has once said that "ontogeny,

Recapitulates all phylogeny".

So I will write screed

About Satan's Seed.

How else would you describe his progeny?

"Oops!"

bigotry coming out of her wherever

Nazi Wannabe Abusive? Feature That!

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“I have here in my hand a list of 205 [State Department employees] that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department.”

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And Today's Explanation Is...

We Have Come To This

Our president doesn’t have any qualms

About Saudis who are greasing his palms.

The truth, he contorts:

The crowds, he exhorts

To the extent that they’re now using bombs!

So we've gone from 'LOCK HER UP' to "BLOW THEM UP"

How could that have possibly happened?

You don't suppose Republican leadership will finally man up.

Trump on Khashoggi Affair

Take that Jenny McCarthy (and your nasty little cervix too)!

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Commune

Tragedy tomorrow; comedy tonight! 

My Duty

RIP USA

Many look to this mid-term election

To bring about a mid-course correction.

But I fear it's too late

We have sealed our own fate.

'Trumpism' is a fatal infection.

And just where is his other hand?

Why don't they just shove him out the front door?

Herod's last line in Strauss' Salome comes to mind: 
"Man töte dieses Weib"*.

*Someone kill this woman.
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Where are we headed?

Trump on Greg Gianforte body slamming Ben Jacobs:
“Any guy that can do a body slam, he’s my kind of guy.”
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That's what happens when you let women drive.

Inshallah

Asked if he found the Saudi explanation for Khashoggi’s death credible, President Donald Trump responded Friday night: “I do. I do.”

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Election Day: 6 November 2018

Either the most important election of our lifetime or it's irrelevant.

Ebony, Ivory, and Irony

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Bitch Jr. Part 3

Don Trump Junior: a supercilious lout,

When not sneering, displays an entitled pout.

It'll be hard being a man

Once he's been sent to the can.

Can't wait to see his new look once he's 'turned out'!

Ted Cruz loves White Castle

During his marathon speech, which ended Wednesday [September 2013] in the Senate, Cruz sang praises of White Castle hamburgers, quoted TV’s “Duck Dynasty” and referenced the World Wrestling Federation.

Now this makes much more sense.

The President Reflects Upon Journalist Jamal Khashoggi's Fate.

And I mustn't forget Maggie Haberman.

Trump vows to use his special understanding of Saudi culture to get to the bottom of the Khashoggi case.

You would think that someone who claims to be worth billions would give a million (a pittance of the $3.1 billion Forbes estimate) just to make this go away.

What? They're going to cut off the flow of oil and terrorists?

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After Impeachment: The next 15 minutes

When they're no longer behind bars

Or in sticky feathers and tars.

Trump's last die-hard cronies,

Will prove that they're phonies

Because they're Dancing With The Stars !

Lip Implants Meet Gravity

Conference Picks Up New Sponsors Despite Controversy

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Count Down To Election

Miz Mouthpiece

And what of Sarah Huckabee Sanders?
Her search for facts, detours and meanders.
Just like her sire
She is a big liar.
And for her boss, she kowtows and panders.

Rust Belt State Working Class Hero

"And if that doesn't do it, I 'll take my polo mallet to him!"

It's A Start !

Cleansing The Gene Pool: Update

Oval Office Encounter Inspires Sitcom

How one is remembered

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Tom Cotton will campaign for Ted Cruz.

"I don't want to lose my title of Senate's Longest Neck"

Hidden Genius, Crouching Son-in-law

Buh Bye again

One more Trump choice proves to be picky;

The latest departure is Nikki.

He'll replace with the 'best'.

(You do know that I jest.)

And the U.N. will think us tricky.

"And furthermore, that bone spurs story is a MSM hoax; I was at Khe Sanh, and I did two tours in the Mekong Delta."

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"Schvartze"

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