And in a move to counter the Kenyan-Usurper-Devil-Baby's abuse of power, GMC will rename its flagship SUV the 'McKinley'.

From $36,000:   Executive Protection Pkg. extra

Let the re-rebranding begin.

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Babs to the Rescue

Massive Enormity PSA: THINK BEFORE YOU INK !

Tattoo needles do not come with SpellCheck.

UPDATE! [You can't makes this stuff up, or can you?]

link 1:  August 18, 2015
link 2:  August 30, 2015

NRA Porn II

When you make a film of those whom you slay,

You excite our friend from the NRA.

He's in front of the tube,

With some tissues and lube,

Endlessly watching the instant replay.

Quel domage!

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¡Jeb! Rejects Campaign Poster Suggestion

"Brother Dominick, make sure you put Sig.na. Borgia's recipe book back exactly where you found it. You never know when we might need it again."

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That Smokin' Gun

Murder, rape, and destruction: that's ISIS.

Anybody know where Condi Rice is?

She, along with her gang,

Ever "terrorist" sang:

Pimping a war that brought on this crisis.

Some advice for Michelle Carter from McKayla Maroney.

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Pope 2015

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Note sent home from Wee Kiddies Kindergarten (Houston) in 1958.

THIS JUST IN

2016: The Raciste for the White House

NRA porn

With shootings so common, Wayne's grown jaded.

His ardor seems diminished and faded.

However today's broadcast

Which left most all aghast,

Got him going at it unabated.

Campaign 2016

In Iowa, his chance has grown remote

With almost no cash to keep him afloat.

Who? You may query.

Well, it's Rick Perry,

Or, as he is known around here 'Deep Throat'.

Well, that just about clarifies everything.

And thank goodness we don't have to worry our beautiful minds about it anymore.

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A Caitlyn Jenner-Free Post

Florida, Texas, and Oklahoma Governors express awe and envy.

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Tiring of goats

Walker doing his best to fill former GOP presidential candidate's shoes.

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But what about all the kids you ripped off

with your criminally-overpriced 'don't these make me white' crappy headphones?

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"Remember folks: one bad apple does not spoil the barrel."

"So keep those gifts and tithes coming in!"

Apparently God's putting in overtime forgiving Ashley Madison hack 'victims'.

Remember when Protestants envied Catholics because they could confess any sort of wicked crap
and be absolved by a Priest?
Looks like these guys have eliminated the middle man.

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A handful out of 1.6 billion.

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Well, that is a higher percentage of reasonableness than with evangelicals! 

Can't wait to see who will be the first to go to the 'N' word in an effort to 'out Trump' Trump!

GOP hopefuls trip all over each other greasing the skids under 'illegals'.

Round 1

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Tick, tock...tick, tock...

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Trump soars!

GOP candidates fall all over each other in rush to offshore anchor fetuses.

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Josh Duggar to head up Nontraditional Family Research Council

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"Now, if I can just get David to give me 10, or 9, or 3 billion dollars."

[...and I trade Tonette in on a newer model...]

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The Pope AND Tebow: What more could Philly want?

To quote Nabulungi in the play The Book of Mormon:
"I am wet with salvation!"

Rand Paul keeps in close contact with his headquarters.

Well at least it wasn't a 'girl having a wee'.

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as if there were a choice

"...fee fy mo Meb, Jeb!"

Oh sorry, you said blame game.

"Yeah, yeah, and one with Canada too."

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Former Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell appeals to SCOTUS.

"Oh please, please, pleeeeeezzzz!"

"You know, like Nancy Davis or Jiang Qing."

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'cause weir from Noo Yawk and woy would we needt longher; fuggettabowdit.

¡Ay Chihuahua!

They say:

"You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of people some of the time".

But what about the 42 million who are just damn fools?

DIY Donald Trump Limerick

lout/pout/flout
fog/slog/dog/hog/frog
sick/trick/dick/pick/thick/stick/prick

although bullshit might be a more appropriate comparison

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"Let them use their trust funds!"

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"We need an economy that is so strong that employers are forced to  compete for workers by offering better salaries, better leave policies, more time off, and good benefits." [link]

First it was 'Go Set a Watchman', now

What's next: A 'lost' collection of Hemingway limerick fragments?  
There once was a girl from Havana... or 
When I try to read Jane Austen, I find her syntax exhaustin'... 
Or perhaps one of  J.D. Salinger's discarded A and P shopping lists?