"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

27 September 2021

How about seat belt laws, water purity regulations, and speed limits while you are at it?


Covidiots: part infinity

 What now? Giving peroxide a huff?

Just how do they come up with this stuff?

Next— ‘strong light’ up the ass?

(Watch out for broken glass!)

And when they die, it’s not soon enough.

24 September 2021

Good news and bad.

The bad news is that llamas are rapidly dying off from a parasitic infection that can't be treated due to a shortage of Ivermectin paste.

We wonder?

If patricide means killing your father, and matricide is mother murder, could Gov. DeSantis' covid-19 policies be called statricide? 

23 September 2021

What's next, snorting hydrogen peroxide? No, you're kidding.

They all gobbled tubes of de-wormer paste
Because Facebook told them: “It’s science based”.
The drug for River Blindness
Now consumed by the mindless.
What is next; Kool-Aid that’s cyanide laced?

Remember, he was the National Security Advisor

17 September 2021

The Evermore Common Pattern: 1. Refuse, 2. Die, 3. Beg


Yesterday I ate a tube of horse paste.
It wasn’t too bad since it didn't taste.
And I am glad as Hell
I’ve lost my sense of smell,
'Cause the toilet is backed up with my waste.

15 September 2021

Wonder how much 'research' she did on silicone or whitening cream?

She does know something about swole up glands!

Ode to Ivermectin

So! I ate a tube of horse de-wormer!
(I’ll admit that my stools could be firmer.)
And I do feel a bit off
Since developing this cough.)
But my bowels are now free of that squirmer!