As in 'around the world'?

Puts me in mind of "it depends
what the meaning of 'is' is."

 

Gaetz Probed

Wanna bet he'll claim she's his adopted daughter.

 

What will happen when they discover it wasn't written in English?

 

Nestor must be soooo jealous.

Careers in Hell: Jeffery Dahmer

  Vegan Chef

Braver than Captain America, bigger than Justice League;

Lindsey Graham is The Rifleman!

Update

"Read in the NY Times about the day she arrived here": R.R.

Despite preparations, it appears that Wayne LaPierre and the NRA are in for a rough time.

 

Lindsey Get Your Gun

♫ I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger than a pinpoint
I'm number one, but my score with a feller
Is lower than a celler, oh you can't get a man with a gun
When I'm with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystal
Yes, I shine like the morning sun
But I lose all my luster, when with a bronco buster
Oh you can't get a man with a gun
With a gu-un, with a gu-un, oh you can't get a man with a gun ♪

*Chorus boys?

 

OK girls, boys, surely you remember something that will help fix the Post Office.

 

Wolves vs. White Trash

 

Some possible names

 

Careers in Hell: Strom Thurmond

Valet (to Idi Amin)

Yet again, Ron Johnson's sleep is troubled by his recurring BLM/ANTIFA nightmare.

 

The editors sincerely regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post profiling Dr. Scott Atlas.

 

Careers in Hell: Margaret Thatcher

Coal Miner

Questions that keep me up at night.

Cancel Culture: Imagine learning French, Spanish, German, Italian, etc. if there were no genders!

Pharmaceutical giant tries irony in new ad campaign.

 

Imagine his campaign slogan:

Vote for Me ['cause I've got some pictures of you]

Careers in Hell: Leona Helmsley

Part-time cleaner at Patel's Netherworld Motel

The suspect: the love child of Ayatollah Khomeini and Mel Gibson?

link

"We got eight, we got ten, when can we expect an even dozen?"

 

Bolsonaro confronts reality.

 

Is anti-Asian sentiment fueled by Western stereotypes?

 

Senator Ron Johnson's Geography Lesson

 

link to NY Times

Just another day in the good old US of A.

 

"Donny, don't even dare to think about it. This one's taken." A. Tecacca

original

How is it they can get Putin and Kim nearly right, but make Trump looks like George Plimpton?

Louis Tussaud's, San Antonio 

 

Another Cuomo accuser emerges.

"He looked at my ass on an escalator, once. I'm pretty sure."

 

Start you day safely and securely.

 

One of these is not like the others.

Jack Johnson

Rafer Johnson

Ron Johnson

One of these is unlike the others: kind, decent, and empathetic.

 

At least this time they won't have to deal with Phyllis Schlafly, who is otherwise occupied.

 

"No, it's not. I'm just a connoisseur of Americana."

original 

The redistribution of wealth: socialism, or just the gullible sending their dole checks to a PAC instead of buying Oxy?

link

And this twat's lack of a mask isn't theater?

 wank

"Need I say anything?"

 

FOX reconsiders launch of updated 'To Tell The Truth' game show.

 

"It's what happens when you leave decisions up to the proletariat."*

 original

"Damn! I told them to Teflon® coat those nanochips!"

original

Why does Ted's Tweet fit so perfectly with Dawn Davenport's request?

 

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.

Do you suppose the powers that be have any idea of the history of, and motivation for writing this musical?  Let us hope they do include one song from South Pacific: You've Got To Be Carefully Taught.

You've got to be taught

To hate and fear,

You've got to be taught

From year to year,

It's got to be drummed

In your dear little ear

You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught to be afraid

Of people whose eyes are oddly made,

And people whose skin is a diff'rent shade,

You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught before it's too late,

Before you are six or seven or eight,

To hate all the people your relatives hate,

You've got to be carefully taught!

link 

Final Notice

 

A GOOP bargain at $1,800: Kevlar and Leather Collar

 

Are we seeing the future, perhaps?

The Darwin Solution 2: Sometimes the gene pool is self-cleaning.

 

Maybe it's a Wisconsin thing.

 

Matt Gaetz submits audition tape for role of Pish-Tush in the upcoming House production of The Mikado.

"I'll do my own make up."

 

Questions that keep me awake at night.

Are Podcasts journalism for those who can't type?

We wonder?

 

Willful ignorance has a cost,

 but it should not be borne by the rest of us.