The right to use emotion and sensationalism instead of serious journalism?

 

Junior's attempt to milk the NFT Trading Card cash cow.

Only $79.99

 

"My Bad"

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Benedict XVI Dead

Many former Popes are forming a welcome committee.

The House just won't be the same without Rep. Gohmert (R-TX).

 

Tour sponsor- Hoffman-La Roche?*

*Makers of Rohypnol

 

If they had offspring (turkey baster may [or may not] be required).

 

Is there a Russian translation of John Irving's 'Hotel New Hampshire', we wonder?

With its warning: "Keep passing open windows".

You know that old saying: 'You get what you pay for'.

That's what happens when you book a cheap-shit airline.

The Stepmother from Hell: Avarice Is Thy Name

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I can see it now.

 

Putin's Pet Predicts

 

Late entry in the 2022 Darwin Awards, Group Division

 

They're just now realizing it!

 

Filling Madison Cawthorn's Pinocchio Nose.

 

Here's a question for Boebert, Gaetz, and Carlson.

Whose dick tastes sweeter: Trump's or Putin's?

 

I can't wait until the only gig she can get will be cutting the ribbon to open a Dollar General at a strip mall in Morenci.

 

It's time for Greg Abbott to be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Or better yet, the Grim Reaper.

 

If Gym were chosen, the name of the position would have to change from Speaker to:

Shouter?  Yeller?  Blatherer?  Screecher?

Or: He Who Ignores Pleas For Help?

If Sarah Palin and a snake-handling preacher had a daughter and raised her in a strip club...

 https://twitter.com/i/status/1604942118232805376

Tucker Carlson: fatuous trust-fund pansy, or dangerous fifth columnist?

Merry Christmas back at you.

Here's hoping there was a strait jacket under the tree and some Thorazine™ in your stocking.

As they say: "God helps those who help themselves".

 

BREAKING NEWS!

 

And Marjorie Merriweather Post is spinning in her grave.

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Subtle!

 

Especially easy if you are 'wee' wee laddie.

 

I have just one question. Why is 'Presidential Election' not in all caps?

 

SOLD OUT? DON'BE BUMMED OUT!

Just In Time For Christmas

 

Party Doll

Come along and be my party doll
Come along and be my party doll
I'll make love to you, to you, I'll make love to you
Come along and be my party doll

Oh for god's sake. You knew from about minute 31 that his hag was going to throw it back into the ocean.

But had to endure another
150 minutes before it happened.😫

previously on Massive Enormity

 

INCEL no more?

"This is my rifle, this is my gun
one is for killing, one is for...
-no, both are for fun!"

 

Eight centuries of music celebrating the holiday, and this is the crap we have to listen to?

 

First Christmas Holiday Season Christmas without Mom

The Jan. 6th Select Committee criminal referrals inspire another Trump Trading Card.

 

The editors DO NOT regret the inclusion of this photo in the recent posting about the MTG-Boebert feud.

 

Ever The Astute Business Man

 

Kirk Cameron takes pleasure in his collection of Trump Trading Cards.

 

How about this question instead:

 '-Should I take the gas pipe'?

Gov. Ron DeSantis oversees Florida School Board Meeting

 

Next, (pin) dick pics on OnlyFans?

 

Jim Jordan reviews his collection of Trump NFTs.

Also Jim Jordan upon learning cards are sold out.

Every farthing, shilling, and pence counts.

 

SUE! SUE! SUE!

 

Vaseline Woman attempts to get in on the action (and profits).