"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca
31 May 2016
29 May 2016
28 May 2016
Muddying The Gene Pool
Zoo Director Thane Maynard said the boy crawled through a barrier and some bushes at about 4 p.m. and fell into the enclosure.
27 May 2016
26 May 2016
25 May 2016
First look at ideal Trump Cabinet
Department of State:
Mr. Trump will be his
own SoS.
Department of the Treasury:
Martin
Shkreli
Department of Defense
Wayne LaPierre
Department of Justice:
Corey
Lewandowski
Department of the Interior:
Cliven Bundy
Department of Agriculture:
Jorge, Mar-o-Lago head
gardener
Department of Labor:
Scott Walker
Department of Health and Human Services:
Jenny McCarthy
Department of Housing and Urban Development:
Ivanka Trump
Department of Transportation:
Chris Christie
Department of Energy:
David Koch
Department of Education:
Sarah Palin
Department of Veterans Affairs:
none (department
eliminated)
Department of Homeland Security:
Condaleeza Rice
24 May 2016
23 May 2016
22 May 2016
21 May 2016
and don't forget the superlative form
Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon
turned presidential candidate turned unfiltered pitchman for Donald
Trump and now part of the presumptive nominee’s vice presidential search
committee, sat in the back of a Town Car with his wife, Candy, on his
way to a televised interview. He had just explained to the reporter
riding along that he wanted no role in a Trump administration when news
arrived of a new poll naming him as the best-liked of a list of potential running mates.
“Who
else was on the list?” he asked quietly, maintaining his usual
inscrutable calm. The most favorably regarded contenders after himself,
he was told, were John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and
Chris Christie.
“Those are all people on our list,” he said.
“Well, not you,” Candy reminded him sharply.
20 May 2016
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16 May 2016
15 May 2016
...the girl from Minas Gerais goes walking...
14 May 2016
13 May 2016
12 May 2016
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