"The best kimchi is made in Trump Tower Grill." "I love Chinamen!"

"Considering our customer base, gender is really beside the point."

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Endangered Great Ape 0: White Trash 1

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While Vito is shaking the Spray-Tan nozzle in 'Billie Grahamette's' face.

Anne Graham Lotz: 'We See God Abandoning America As We Shake Our Fist In His Face'

New Super PAC targets reluctant Democrats.

Muddying The Gene Pool

Irresponsible breeders ignore offspring so that: 

Zoo Director Thane Maynard said the boy crawled through a barrier and some bushes at about 4 p.m. and fell into the enclosure. 

Little Marco Takes The Gas Pipe

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While Sandy Rios will mainstream 'Botox abuse' and create that 'puta look'.

Why is it that every time Donald Trump talks about what he'll do as President, I think of this Monty Python routine?

"OK, maybe just a whiff or two,..........or three..."

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Confused Christian Group Attacks Trans-portation Policy

First look at ideal Trump Cabinet

Department of State:                                                      

            Mr. Trump will be his own SoS.

Department of the Treasury:                                       

            Martin Shkreli

Department of Defense                                     

            Wayne LaPierre

Department of Justice:                                      

            Corey Lewandowski

Department of the Interior:                                          

            Cliven Bundy

Department of Agriculture:                                          

            Jorge, Mar-o-Lago head gardener

Department of Labor:                                                     

            Scott Walker

Department of Health and Human Services:                     

            Jenny McCarthy

Department of Housing and Urban Development:           

            Ivanka Trump

Department of Transportation:                                   

            Chris Christie

Department of Energy:                                      

            David Koch

Department of Education:                                            

            Sarah Palin

Department of Veterans Affairs:                                

            none  (department eliminated)

Department of Homeland Security:                           

            Condaleeza Rice

Too Easy

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And what about anti-dwarfism and anti-closet case-ism and anti-whiny-little-bitchism?

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so why not

Stop The Presses!

NRA Endorses Donald 'Dead Eye' Trump

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And the son of a bitch deserves to remain 'devastated' for every day of the rest of his miserable existence.

Full blown support for Trump

Edison: The E-Meter of Blood Testing

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and don't forget the superlative form

Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon turned presidential candidate turned unfiltered pitchman for Donald Trump and now part of the presumptive nominee’s vice presidential search committee, sat in the back of a Town Car with his wife, Candy, on his way to a televised interview. He had just explained to the reporter riding along that he wanted no role in a Trump administration when news arrived of a new poll naming him as the best-liked of a list of potential running mates.

“Who else was on the list?” he asked quietly, maintaining his usual inscrutable calm. The most favorably regarded contenders after himself, he was told, were John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Chris Christie.

“Those are all people on our list,” he said.

“Well, not you,” Candy reminded him sharply.   

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Yeah, 124 North Downing Street, Baltimore, MD

Now this really is scary.

"Wow, like this is even easier than buying like Mylar balloons and stuffed Teddy bears!"

And your point is?

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First look at gender-neutral restroom installation.

Words of wisdom from their dead hero.

SCALIA: 'There is no right to privacy. No generalized right to privacy'.

Oh it just gets better and better.

Gene Pool Cleaning: Wet-Vac Edition

Oh boy, multiracial banality in 140 characters.

Who puts the 'Ho' in HoPro?

Or is it the other way around?

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Sibling Rivalry Heats Up

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and speaking of terrifying

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Thank you Mr. Potatoe Head

At least he's smarter than Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin: 'Oh yeah?'

"Hey Reince, let's revisit that in November."

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Business Update

...the girl from Minas Gerais goes walking...

*amateur
*amador 

There once was a lady from Brazil

Whose pockets she proceeded to fill.

She over reached,

And was impeached,

And now she will take a bitter pill.

Hawaiians ask other popular tourist states to do their part.

Thick As Theives

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Looks like this apple didn't fall very far from the tree

or the collection plate.

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MY NAME IS HARYY. I AM AN UNITED KINGDOM PRINCE TO BE INHERIT 30M POUNDS STERLING FROM MY GRAN, BUT AND HOWEVER THESE MONIES ARE IMPOUNDED AND I AM WISHING YOUR TO BE HELPING ME...

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'I know the best people, I only hire the best people': D. Trump

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Time to wake up and smell the coffee.

Oops, too late.

Bem-vindo ao clube.

Oh come on, you know you want to.

And you will eventually.