"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

28 May 2016

Muddying The Gene Pool

Irresponsible breeders ignore offspring so that: 

Zoo Director Thane Maynard said the boy crawled through a barrier and some bushes at about 4 p.m. and fell into the enclosure. 

Little Marco Takes The Gas Pipe


25 May 2016

First look at ideal Trump Cabinet

Department of State:                                                      
            Mr. Trump will be his own SoS.
Department of the Treasury:                                       
            Martin Shkreli
Department of Defense                                     
            Wayne LaPierre
Department of Justice:                                      
            Corey Lewandowski
Department of the Interior:                                          
            Cliven Bundy
Department of Agriculture:                                          
            Jorge, Mar-o-Lago head gardener
Department of Labor:                                                     
            Scott Walker
Department of Health and Human Services:                     
            Jenny McCarthy
Department of Housing and Urban Development:           
            Ivanka Trump
Department of Transportation:                                   
            Chris Christie
Department of Energy:                                      
            David Koch
Department of Education:                                            
            Sarah Palin
Department of Veterans Affairs:                                
            none  (department eliminated)
Department of Homeland Security:                           
            Condaleeza Rice

21 May 2016

Edison: The E-Meter of Blood Testing


and don't forget the superlative form

Ben Carson, the neurosurgeon turned presidential candidate turned unfiltered pitchman for Donald Trump and now part of the presumptive nominee’s vice presidential search committee, sat in the back of a Town Car with his wife, Candy, on his way to a televised interview. He had just explained to the reporter riding along that he wanted no role in a Trump administration when news arrived of a new poll naming him as the best-liked of a list of potential running mates.
“Who else was on the list?” he asked quietly, maintaining his usual inscrutable calm. The most favorably regarded contenders after himself, he was told, were John Kasich, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Chris Christie.
“Those are all people on our list,” he said.
“Well, not you,” Candy reminded him sharply.   

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