more homophones?

Damn those gay cows!

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Great Moments in Superstition

Great Moments in Superstition

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Prevaricating Paul finally tells it like it is.

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Ironically, Israel and Hamas find common ground in Gaza.

'Stand Your Ground' law invoked in hoodie-wearing fetus case.

WHAT? Back to school sales already?

Mad Vlad--Beyond Thunderdome

CORRECTION

The editors deeply regret that in yesterday's article about the Sarah Palin Channel, a schematic of a dog's anal gland duct was inadvertently substituted for a picture of ex-governor Palin.

Oh Nicki, we can always count on you to be classy.

Another update from the Middle East

R.O.T: The Republic of Oligarchs and Thugs

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

Massive Dust Storm Rolls Over Phoenix - NBC News

Finally Congress stops sitting on its hands.

"De plane Alex, de plane."

Israel: assuring enemies for generations to come.

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"Obamacare is dead, pass it on."

"Hello! There is a waiting line!"

Featuring the song that's sweeping the Southwest:

Anything You Can Do, We Can Do More Ineptly 

A mixture of Drano®, John's expired CIALIS® tablets, and Jan's old HRT drugs?

George W. Bush: I looked in his eyes and saw his soul.

I am what I am

I am my own special creation
So come take a look
Give me the hook or the ovation

It's my world
That I want to have a little pride in
My world
And it's not a place I have to hide in

Life's not worth a dam till I can say
I am what I am

I am what I am
I don't want praise I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise I think it's pretty

And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Till you can shout out I am what I am.*

*La Cage aux Folles

Yet again, 'Chosen People' believe their own hype.

Hamas leadership continues to give its all to the Palestinian people.

Budget Matters

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT! THIS IS HOW TO EXACERBATE!

Two, four, six, eight! Don't dare call me a lightweight!

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Grudge Match Update

This picture may explain much.

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I would have thought: more Branson than Bolshoi.

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not to mention a few lives

Call & Response

UPDATE

What, the French don't mind pushing, shoving, screeching, and spitting?

Advise & Consent

"Do you have any idea how long it takes to accumulate that amount, two bucks at a time?"

Small minds think alike.

Former KGB bum boy, noted homophobe, and lilliputian dictator kills many birds with one stone.

Great Moments in Superstition

Middle Eastern Maths

Respect My Authoritah!

"I am outta here."

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¡Mano a mano!

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Middle East Update

Father Hedwig?

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On Wisconsin

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14 July

lest they we forget...

Film in development seeks investors.

Where Are They Now?

John Edwards

The RepubliCAN: Special Edition

President Precedent

A fat lot of good all that spying has done for us.

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Forget 'futbol'; it's time to return to America's true national pastime!

stay tuned for more shooting updates
Texas 6: Tennessee 1

Self-cleaning gene pool report

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I can see it now.

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