Fallout from today's SCOTUS Hobby Lobby Ruling

Walmart, US Airways, and other shit-filled companies to drop colonoscopy coverage from employee health insurance plans.

Dynasty

because it works so well

The Merchant of The Venetian contemplates several pounds of flesh.

"Does this make me look fat?"

McCarthy to return to her true vocation: medicine

taking her faux gravitas with her

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D.C. Palimony

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"Thanks a hell of a lot, guys."

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AND THE WINNER IS...

Can you guess what's at the top of Darrell Issa's play list?

What, me scheme?

that it will honey, that it will

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Portrait Unveiled

Portrait of the first female Negro Negress Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice 

unveiled in strained State Department ceremony.

[Note: Blood on hands discreetly obscured]

The RepubliCAN Part 7 [prepared previously for remote posting]

Realizing that she really can't sing, Idina Menzel complies with audience demands and shows her tits.

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Good Clean Christian Fundraiser

The RepubliCAN Part 6

An early endorsement from the doyenne of Republicans.

To bolster his re-election chances, Lindsey Graham employs 'safe' word.

From the Archives

This explains a lot.

Lawyers cite Mississippi's Religious Freedom Act in defense of Tupelo grocers charged with attempted clitoridectomy of customer.

Great Moments in Superstition

Ode On Another Vodka Bottle

Huffington Post: One company with the least care for language.

In an effort to appear more grown up, Justin Bieber sports 10 new tattoos.

Fooling More Of The People More Of The Time

Apple Sauce^TM

Drs. Strange and Strangelove

Separated At Birth: Hate Group Leader Edition

Bon Appétit

Bitcoin / Shitcoin: What's the difference?

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Great Moments in [Several] Superstitions

The RepubliCAN Part 5

Sigh. Doesn't anyone remember Schultzy?

Of course it isn't: emptying your wallet is his core message.

OK Rand, you've had your turn: quick hoggin'.

Sorry, this cannot be unseen.

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Pin dicks and lard butts shop Home Depot.

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