Looks like global warming is working out for Gov. Brewer and her Arizonans

Joshua Lott for The New York Times

Bodies are stored in a refrigerated area of the Pima County morgue, which is running out of space as the number of immigrants found dead in deserts around Tucson has soared.  

Phyllis Schlafly: Social Security Sponge

According to actuarial tables, we may have to put up with this dessicated crone for another 8.76 years.  If we're lucky, much of that time will be spent mute and in piss-soaked diapers like her idol Ronald Reagan.

Mel Gibson's Tips on Etiquette and Deportment # 28

"What are you wearing?"

With apologies to Irving Berlin

"We’re quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger
Than a pen point, we’re number one.
But our score with the liberals is lower than a cellar-
Oh you can't disguise ignorant 
mean-spirited bigotry with a gun."

"Kate Plus 8 Plus Sarah"?

Where will they find a double-wide, wide enough?

Iagopalin

"I am one, that comes to tell you my daughter and Levi are now making the beast with two backs."

Arizona Tourism Rolls Out Updated Campaign

Old 

New

Kim Jong Il, Miss

*Mr. fatty lady-man, please give us back our rice, we are very hungry.

Vatican calls the attempted ordination of women a "grave crime".

Vatican issues new sex abuse norms after crisis

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican issued a new set of norms Thursday to respond to the worldwide clerical abuse scandal, cracking down on priests who rape and molest minors and the mentally disabled.  The norms extend from 10 to 20 years the statute of limitations on priestly abuse and also codify for the first time that possessing or distributing child pornography is a canonical crime.  But the document made no mention of the need for bishops to report abuse to police and doesn't include any "one-strike and you're out" policy as demanded by some victims' groups.  The document also listed the attempted ordination of a woman as a "grave crime" to be handled by the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, just as sex abuse is. Critics have complained that including both in the same document implied equating them.

"Wait, wait 'til you hear what she says next."

The Arizona governor, seemingly determined to repel every last tourist dollar from her pariah state, has sounded a new alarm about border violence. "Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded," she announced on local television.
Dana Milbank, WaPo

More Tea Party Hijinx

Mel Gibson's Tips on Etiquette and Deportment: # 214

Senator Jr. Spits Up Again

"[Y]ou should never raise taxes in order to cut taxes," Jon Kyl said on Fox News Sunday. "Surely Congress has the authority, and it would be right to -- if we decide we want to cut taxes to spur the economy, not to have to raise taxes in order to offset those costs. You do need to offset the cost of increased spending, and that's what Republicans object to. But you should never have to offset cost of a deliberate decision to reduce tax rates on Americans."

"Didn't I tell you 'those' people cause all the trouble.

Unfortunately, I fear these are not Mel's last words.

Sunday morning in Louisiana

Tea Party Senate candidate Sharron Angle thinks BP escrow account for Gulf Coast relief is a "slush fund".

Yadda' expect? 
The only thing an old broad from Nevada knows about 'shrimping' is that you can make 'em wash their feet and you can charge extra.

In a rare admission of error, GOP leaders concede; "Not all Negroes are interchangeable".

Louisiana Finds Innovative Way to Combat Sex Abuse by Priests

Ironically, Bobby Jindal Makes White Trash Wet Dream Come True

Jan Brewer: Queen of the Desert

GOP's new PSA encounters copyright issues

Abercrombie & Fitch closes N.Y. stores due to bed bugs

Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay, yech

Sandy Kane aka The Naked Cowgirl geriatrix

A latter day Monroe Doctrine blogged* from her basement

*Not even blogged--"Facebooked"  
Considering the intellectual content, it could have been Tweeted.


In her PJs perhaps?

Senator Jr.* trashes true American hero, Thurgood Marshall

*Senator Jon Kyl (Ariz.,R) a footnote in history one entry in a table.

The old 'be careful what you wish for'

Proposition 13 (officially titled the People's Initiative to Limit Property Taxation) was an amendment of the Constitution of California enacted in 1978, by means of the initiative process. It was approved by California voters on June 6, 1978.

Wikipedia

California state workers brace for minimum wage.

The Associated Press

2001 Energy Task Force Revisits Gulf Coast

"Don't know much about history"

with apologies to Sam Cooke

Steele Says We Shouldn't Be In Afghanistan; Calls It Obama's War Of Choice

and we won't even ask "about biology"

Not Available in Stores

Showing how much of her 15 minutes is left.

Three prissy old queens and one cynical party switcher have difficulty dealing with a strong woman.

Double Standards on Display in Kagan Hearings