"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

28 April 2018


It's Spring, and sap is rising.

"I admit, I've fallen under the spell
Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.
Vlad, you had your chance
At a true bromance.
And now, I don't care if you go to Hell!"

"I admit, I've fallen under the spell
Of that little Froggie, Emmanuel.
I'm trading my Russian Bear
For a cutie with good hair.
Vlad, for all I care, you can go to Hell!"

27 April 2018

Hi neighbor. What's the story, morning glory? What's tale, nightingale?

Trump calls Fox— babbles nonstop— works up a lather.
Except for the whores, a modern Cotton Mather.
But our fraud-in-chief
Like a common sneak thief
Then proceeds to hang himself with his own blather.

On the Job

Things are so bad Trump had to hire Rudy.
And that toady is sure to do his duty.
Soon he will be given his brief
To defend the liar-in-chief.
Will he focus on Russia, or the booty?

21 April 2018

Scott Pruitt’s Landlord Resigns From Lobbying Firm After Disclosure He Lobbied EPA. Pruitt Had Denied It.

Wow, the lobbyist is more honorable.

"Wendy, Debbie,WHATEVER! Ain't about to grab that 3!"

Not the only Wasserman* Trump needs to worry about.

As a nation we have had recent shocks.
Partly since he gets ideas from FOX.
It does sound ridiculous
But he was promiscuous,
And now we might deal with the Pox!

I fear that I would be remiss
These rumors to merely dismiss.
Does the fate of the nation
Depend on incubation
Of microbial syphilis?

Although the evidence is incomplete,
With multiple symptoms, he is replete.
So when his plane lands
It's why all the bands
Greet him, playing: Hail to the Spirochete

*Wassermann Test (Link)

Which is more repugnant? What has issued from Mike Huckabee's

Democrats Support Of Birth Control Tells Women "They Can't Control Their Libidos"
Compared Abortion To The Holocaust And Slavery

"Christian convictions are under attack as never before. We are moving rapidly towards the criminalization of Christianity."

President Barack Obama "grew up" in Kenya

"I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador!"

“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,”

President Barack Obama will ultimately “take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven.”

or testicles

19 April 2018

Worst FBI Director EVER!!!


Unpresidented DIY Limerick

A- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
B- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
C- da DUM da da DUM
D- da DUM da da DUM
E- da DUM da da DUM da da DUM

Suggested rhymes for lines A, B and E:
leaner, meaner, Dreamer, Beaner, misdemeanor
Suggested rhymes for lines C and D:
breach, leech, screech, over-reach, impeach

16 April 2018

Again, sucker rises to bait almost taking the sport out of it.

(But we still have the gutting to look forward to.)

When a lovely flame dies, smoke (or toxic fumes) gets in your eyes.

By bombing Syria, Trump took a chance
That Vladimir would look at him askance.
Cold war or cold shoulder
As Donald grows bolder.
Is this the end of a lovely bromance?

14 April 2018

13 April 2018

Reality Check


and don't let it hit you on the way out

It looks like the end of your high-flyin';
Farewell to your arrogance and lyin'.
Like a spineless jelly
Or snake on its belly
You slither out of the door— Paul Ryan.

10 April 2018

Latest Breach!

Facebook Subsidiary HIPPA Failure:
Millions of colonoscopy results leaked!

DIY Limerick for Trump lawyer/bag man Michael Cohen

Rhyme suggestions for lines A, B, and E:
      raid, played, laid, afraid, staid, retrograde
Rhyme suggestions for lines C and D:
      horny, thorny, Stormy   or:  too far, sub par, disbar

The Big Question:

Will his six-figure publicists, image consultants, and script-writers earn their salaries?