Kevin's Never Ending Nightmare

 

"Please wait a second 'til I pull out my next fact, policy, opinion, rationale, etc."

 

*Sister, looks like we were born too soon (and in the wrong part of the world).

 

only MAGA need apply

 

GOP floats ideas for rebranding 'pro life'.

 

"Hey you office boy, git me that ChatGPT thing".

 

2024 Campaign Idea

 

Still seething that Jared got to go where Daddy couldn't.

 

Yep, Jesus, absolutely

 

What do Terri from Reno 911 and Lauren from Colorado's 3rd have in common?

Tug Jobs

 

Boebert Campaign: "When you break all your eggs, make an omelet".

 

We wonder?

Kevin's Nightmare Redux Deux

 

If you thought his declassifying documents with his mind was something?

 You ain't seen anything yet!

Kevin's Nightmare Redux

 

Charlatan Junior (aka Billy Graham Lite)* has sudden realization.

*Franklin Graham

 

GOP floats ideas for rebranding 'pro life'.

 

to spend more time with family

 

Turns out, some theaters have higher standards than the the venue in Washington where she usually performs.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't...

 

Her skin color?

 

Is it any wonder that these three over privileged parasites let their mother's grave go seed. They don't seem to be doing anything to help their unhinged parent from repeatedly shitting himself in public.

 

汤米·图伯维尔：我们在北京有用的白痴*

*Tommy Tuberville: our useful idiot in Beijing

 

An Haiku

Oh mister Proud Boy

So figuratively fucked:

Soon, literally!

Infamous Days

 

GOP floats ideas for rebranding 'pro life'.

 

Classical: do you suppose that means it will be administered in Greek or Latin?

 

The editors deeply regret the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: 'The Soul of Peter Navarro'.

 

MTG: "She don't fight fair; my gloves keep on slidin' offah her face".

 

An Haiku

Peter Navarro,

Soon to be a prison bitch. 

I’ll sleep well tonight.

I can see it now.

2026

 

Your motto was 'Don't be evil', ---but you were.

 

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with George Santos? (eww!)

 

I can see it now.

2025

 

They went home.

 

Dumb, Dumber, Draft Dodger

 

How many Bitcoins for a pack of cigarettes, we wonder?

 

I can see it now.

2023 - 2024

 

Where they will discuss 'Cranial Dimorphism in Humans'.

 

No, we live in a country where third-rate twits think they 'all that'!

 

22 years, that's a long time to avoid being 'cut proud'.

 

"SUCKAS"

 

这就是汤米·图勒维尔给你*

*That's Tommy Toolerville to you!

 

And the question is: is he contemptuous or contemptible?

 

Massive Enormity welcomes a new sponsor.

 

Charlatan selling Heaven to his delusional congregation.

 

Do you suppose a Navarro cell mate could claim 'cruel and unusual' punishment?

 

What we know is that we care about rich folks in the mud about as much as we cared about billionaires in a submersible.

 

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!