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That would be about 3.2 million in the U.S.

Nancy Reagan: America's (first) Anne Boleyn*

*aka 'The Great Whore'

 

Her Master's Voice

 

Jeffrey Dahmer described his guests as appetizer, amuse-bouche, main course, or dessert.

 

Vivek Ramaswamy: Put on earth to make the other Indian-American on the debate stage look better.

Or maybe all other Indian-Americans look better!

Next, an Oregon beaver?

deja vu

 

Может быть, понемногу каждого из них?*

*Maybe a little bit of each?

 

Why it's almost as if she learned American history in a Florida public school!

 

Lauren Boebert: jerking her constituents around.

 

Maybe like 277 months?

 

"23 years! Too slow!"

 

The USA in a Nutshell

As Florida goes, so goes the nation.

Two teenage brothers have been arrested after their sister was shot and died during a row over Christmas presents.

The 23-year-old was shot in the chest by her teenage brother while she had her 10-month-old son in a carrier, the Florida sheriff's office said.

The boy was then shot by his older brother who took out his own gun, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said.

It added that the shooting followed an argument over who was getting more presents.

Sheriff Bob Gualtieri told reporters the older teenager, aged 15, ran from the scene and tossed his gun away.

The younger brother, aged 14, was taken to hospital in a stable condition and will be taken into custody when he is released, police said.

Local prosecutors will review the case and decide whether to charge him as an adult for the killing of his sister, Sheriff Gualtieri added.

The woman was taken to a hospital, where she was pronounced dead, Sheriff Gualtieri said.

He explained the mother-of-two suffered internal bleeding and was unable to breathe - but he added the baby in the carrier was not harmed.

The 15-year-old was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder and tampering with evidence. 

A Special Holiday Treat

 

"I'd gladly present a health care policy on Tuesday for reelection today."

 

Spacey declined Carlson's invitation to a tanning session, saying: "Sorry, you're a bit too old for my taste".

 

Every day, in every way, just a little bit closer.

 

A blast (literally) from the past.

 

Imagine the miasma.

 

Well, that's the ticket!

The host of a fake reality show and the host of a fake news show!

Just what America needs deserves.

More Likely

 

...unto us a Son is given...

How it started

How it went

Not to be outdone, Texas is considering execution by crushing*, drawing and quartering**, and burning at the stake***.

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Looks like somebody finally learned to spell it.

Irrefutable except in 61 court cases. 

 

We (they/them) wonder?

 

The perfect gift for Mom this Christmas

 

We wonder?

He saw the handwriting on the wall...

 or more likely on the sidewalk, 14 stories below.

Would you call a place where Trump held an outdoor rally a

 Legitimate Political Concourse?

"I just might take my can of Coke and go home!"

 

 

Coming Soon: Not Exactly a Reboot

In Time For The Iowa Caucuses 

 

 

The editors apologize for the accidental inclusion of this image in the recent post: Trump Removed From Colorado Primary Ballot

 

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Russia, if you're listening...

 

Trump says immigrants are ‘poisoning the blood of our country’.

 If only!

Giuliani presents evidence of election tampering.

 

Colorado tries to make up for Lauren Boebert.

 

An Haiku

Rudy, oh Rudy:

Talked out of your ass. Now you

Must pay through the nose.

Isaiah 5:15 [more apropos than 'two Corinthians']

So people will be brought low and everyone humbled, 

the eyes of the arrogant humbled. 

Another sycophant-wanna-be in line to kiss Trump's ass*.

Just imagine the cloak room bitch fight with Stefanik!

*Thank goodness it's commodious
and can accommodate many.

That's Easy

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This reminds me of Elektra's line: Triff noch einmal!*

 *Strike once more!

Sung as her brother Oreste kills their mother.

Remember how they recycled the metal we sold them in the 1930s?

 

Come on! All you have to do is find a liberal billionaire.

Or we could start a GoFundMe.