Coming Sooner!

The editors DO Not apologize for the inclusion of the image of Billy Graham Lite(TM) aka Franklin Graham in the recent post:

 Radical Imam Issues Another Insane Fatwa

HURRY! Tickets and kerosene are going fast!

one more public lie before returning to private mendacity

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Last One Into The Lifeboat

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It's funny because it's true.

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the Guns of June, July, August, etc.

Why is this sort of behaviour in Trump's PROTOCOL CHIEF no surprise?

Zuckerberg on election security: "It's a little above our pay grade"*

It Would Be A Start!

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"Sex'uhl assault, oh mercy", Sen. Graham tittered.

Major Franchise Unhappy Others Are Infringing On Its Exclusive Territory

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Eric I hate to be the one to tell you this, but confusing you with a spitoon is an easy mistake to make.

You are growing sleepy; you will listen only to the sound of my voice.

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Coming Soon!

Fidel, Che, Ho, and Patrice are all shaking in their boots.

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"Daddy, I was just doing what you taught me."

So, fat Sarah is going to retire

As the nation’s most prominent liar.

But she’s no time to revel,

For her pact with the devil

Means not just her pants will be on fire!

Ho Hum

"Folks, to continue the Lord's work we really need you to send in those tithes!"

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Mother reminded me about Rosita after she had cleaned 5 bathrooms and washed all the floors and windows.

"Family destabilization is our job"; added the man in a dress.

or at least half-cocked

And in a related story: Trump teaches Barron the fundamentals of poker. "First you lay your cards on the table so everyone can see what you have."

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Leaving White House at the End of the Month

You think that's hard; try being a Gentile!

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Coming Soon

and so the self-destruction begins

TRUMP 2020

The World’s Malnourished Kids Don’t Need a $295 Burger

Nicholas Kristof,  NY Times 12 June 2019

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Sleep Lightly

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It's all perfectly logical; abortion would reduce the size of his victim pool.

Praise (white-trash, hillbilly) Jesus!

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Kyle learns a new N word: NO.

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Jon Lovitz's pathological liar character Tommy Flanagan in early lead.

‘Please Leave The Room!’ Trump Tosses Mick Mulvaney For Coughing During Interview

And Mick, it could (and may) get worse.

Caligula…pauses to complain about Gemellus' persistent cough

Caligula...is in a very bad mood because he is annoyed by Gemellus' cough

Caligula informs Claudius that he has cured Gemellus' cough

"and my father was born in Germany, biggest crowd ever, and I never said..."

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Never mind. (Bitch)

Sanders will leave White House to "spend more time lying to family".

You saw it here first.

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Been There: Done That

One more reason to sharpen those guillotine blades.

https://www.londonfashionweekmens.co.uk/Highlights?SeasonID=81

Trump Leaves Lasting Mark on D-Day Ceremonies.

Dear Leader

With some smoke and mirrors he distracts;

He struts about the world and playacts.

But beneath the pompadour

The man is so insecure

And his world runs on alternate facts.

I wonder if becoming cannon fodder to support of Trump's 'Make America Great Again' policies will wipe the smirk off his face.

What goes around, comes around...

Oh, those Brits

Trafalgar Square, June 2019

What did poor Kate do, to deserve this?

Wisdom of the Internets

RIP USA

one more time