"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

24 September 2018

Solutions: Ancient and Modern


Your behavior grows evermore untoward.
Just how much more can the country afford?
No matter what you tweet,
You are in for defeat.
For God's sake, it's time to fall on your sword!


Once again we feel your Twittering wrath.
Why can't you follow a different path?
If you can't arrange
To make that true change,
Could you please go do a 'Sylvia Plath'?





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