Ass-hat Charged With Ass-ault

It would now appear that Sarah Palin was only the 'thin end of the wedge'.

Alaska GOP Senate candidate sings in tongues in a sauna to ‘save’ woman (link)

Bristol Plain slams Hester Prynne's mothering skills, fashion sense.

This year's [slightly more attractive and feminine] Lindsay Lohan?

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How? With its tradition of dignity, sensitivity, and inclusion of course.

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Bristol Palin: Just A 'Drip Off The Old Twat'

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Offensive Stereotypes--Globally !

*Just like Facebook has established 'meaningful' 
relationships for all the peoples.

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Winter Olympics reveals plan to boost ratings.

More behind-the-scenes action at the Grammy Awards

Money Lender Attempts to Justify His Position in the Temple

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and Interview

"Thanks a lot, Bob!"

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SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH

 Reanimated Corpse of Mae West (1893-1980) 

Performs At Last Night's Grammy Awards

At risk for what? Ridicule for wearing Ralph Lauren schmata?

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No Tom, it's more like another German cautionary tale:

 the witch in Hansel und Gretel. 

You do end up in oven, but it is because of your own rapacious behaviour, not because of who you are.

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End of life as he knew it: the five stages of Bob McDonnell

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

Virginia Tourism Board Rejects New Ad Campaign

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, tick, tick...

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not to mention obesity and alopecia

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Yawn !

C'mon, is there anyone in
America who hasn't seen it?

Former Governor of Virginia Seeks Cellmate

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Former Virginia Attorney General Cuccinelli Responds to Recent Developments

Gee, do you suppose that if you hadn't been so obsessed with fellatio and cunnilingus,
you might have noticed the chicanery going on in the Governor's mansion!

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BREAKING (OUT) NEWS !

Virginia Tourism Board Considers New Ad Campaign

Tick-tock, tick-tock...

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One Down, Several to Go

You saw it here first.

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NBC reaches out to the beach volleyball audience with new ad campaign for the Winter Olympics.

Pretty Boy Bob says: "Moi?"

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School Shootings Promoted

Ho-ho-Hoboken

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Where are they now?

Madonna Without Makeup

And guess who plays the c*nt card yet again.

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You can take gurlfren out of the ghetto,

 but apparently you can't take the ghetto out of gurlfren!

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Rancid Prosciutto Repackaged

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More Kardashians on the way?

TONIGHT ON

After last week's shocking development,

how will the writers outdo themselves?

• Will Matthew's long-lost identical cousin return from Northern Rhodesia?
• Will the Dowager Countess fake her own death so she can observe her funeral from a secret passage?
• Will Molesley be revealed as Lord Grantham's bastard?
• Is Kemal Pamuk really dead?

STAY TUNED!

NBC reaches out to the beach volleyball audience with new ad campaign for the Winter Olympics.

Great Moments in Superstition X

"You follow the wrong book, therefore you deserve to die."

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

Sweet dreams are made of this.

Who are we to disagree?

He read her books and philosophy.

He's found Objective Reality.

Some of them want to use you.

Some of them want to get used by you.

Some of them want to abuse you.

Some of them want to be abused.

Sweet dreams are made of this.

With 'self-interest', I agree.

That's why I slash the budget, 'cause

Everybody wants something free.

Poor people want to use us.

Even though most are used by us.

All of them want to abuse you.

He just wants some self-abuse.

Sweet dreams are made of this.

etc.

More Rejected TV Pilots

Upon learning of an outbreak of potato smut,

One Million Moms Ltd., Inc. contemplates its next move.

Where are they now?

Since the separation, Kris and Bruce have fallen on hard times.