R.I.A.O.O.S.A.*

*rest in an out of scale atrium

Like veterinarian plastic surgeons would like to get their hands of Louie's scalp for feline rectal reconstruction.

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checking back with Disney World

The editors deeply regret the inclusion of this artwork in the recent post entitled: Judge Roy Moore to Retire from Public Life.

Times May Change But Standards Must Be Maintained

tick-tick-tock, tick-tick-tock, tick-tick-tock, tick-tick-tock,

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Mall Hours: Mon.-Sat. 9AM-11PM; Sun. 10AM-9PM

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Thank you GI Don!

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“You All Just Got a Lot Richer,” Trump Tells Friends at Mar-a-Lago After Signing Tax Overhaul

Although you might have some difficulty enjoying it.

#Arabian, #Percheron, # Quarter, #Appaloosa, #Paint, #Shetland, etc.

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John Proctor, Rebecca Nurse accused of sexual harassment.

#TheeToo

...fool me twice, shame on me.

The layoffs have stunned these steelworkers who, just a year ago, greeted President Trump’s election as a new dawn for their industry. Mr. Trump pledged to build roads and bridges, strengthen “Buy America” provisions, protect factories from unfair imports and revive industry, especially steel.  link

Well that's certainly 21st century of it.

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"You [too] all just got a lot richer".

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I'm Dreaming of a White (House) Christmas

Immoral? Yes - Criminal? Probably - Strange or Unexpected? No

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Did you ever think there would come a day when you would say: "You know, Ron Ziegler wasn't all that bad".

I can haz presidenting?

"Oh myshka I'm so so sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?"

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sleep lightly...

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One suggestion on how to 'grapple' with those of Bernard Law's ilk.

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A Gift Basket for Trump Administration Officials/Advisors

The Disney Corporation and Hooters Inc. form joint venture.

Disney World Adds Trump Animatronic Figure

Bernard Law, Powerful Cardinal Disgraced by Priest Abuse Scandal, Dies at 86

Looks like they were able to borrow Torquemada's Judas Cradle.

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Once again we acknowledge John McCain for his service and disservice to the nation.

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DJ tries to look less odious by posing next to Ted Cruz.

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The new Gilded Age or

prélude à la révolution

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and yet, it thrives

Furthermore:

imaginary numbers are illegal and pi is equal to 3.

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Making Life (at Penn State) Better (or at least more fun)

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analysts were given alternative phrases. Instead of “science-based” or ­“evidence-based,” the suggested phrase is “CDC bases its recommendations on science in consideration with community* standards and wishes,”

*i.e., Billy Graham Lite, Tony Perkins, 
Jerry Falwell Jr., et al., ad nauseam 

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"Hey Kellyanne, how's that Opioid Czar gig workin' out?"

Omarosa's departure leaves some mighty big shoes to fill.

“Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump,” she said. "It’s everyone who’s ever doubted Donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. It is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe.”

But what about his boot on your butt, Omarosa?

"Has anyone seen the hand soap?"

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Christmas Greetings to the American Middle Class

"And tell the girl to throw out all that Kosher crap!"

and thus spake the Lord

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"I know you are, but what am I?"

~ 7:00 AM EST

Never have I been so happy to see work go to waste!

today's gene pool clean up

An incredibly agile Chinese social media star and fearless “rooftopper” plunged 62 floors to his death from a high-rise in the city of Changsha, police confirmed to Chinese media. He captured his fatal fall on a video camera he had set up.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan Hua Center when he seemed to lose strength, then his grip, and fell, the video, which has gone viral, shows.
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fo' shizzle my shlimazel

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Guess what flows downhill?

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