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Well that was 2 weeks I slept well.

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29 June

Today's Schadenfreude

And you were mortified at the thought of the Queen meeting Frank and Carmella Rizzo in '76.

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"I'm ready for my closeup."

Kellyanne Conway spreads her odd lore.

One thing is certain, she's not a bore.

Daily, she unpacks

Alternative facts,

What she is, is a media whore!

Donald and the Supremes

Los Angles Times: The Supreme Court's travel ban decision wasn't just misguided, it was hypocritical.

There once was a self-serving pol named Mitch.

An opportunistic son of a bitch.

A partisan feat—

A stolen court seat.

He deserves covering with feathers and pitch.

99 and 44/100 %

Crash Dummy

He's so careless with the message he sends.

Does he realize what his tariff portends?

So what if there is a trade war;

Against Merkel he wants to score. 

In others words: Screw you, Mercedes Benz!

Oh, if this were the only unethical thing she did.

Saudi Arabia experiences dramatic rise in T-bone accidents.

Portion Control

Now, if there were only some contortion control at her press briefings.

Pardon me?

Trump Couture

He chose for Melania a coat

Upon which, was a banal quote.

Because it caused dissension

And refocused attention.

He said; "Now, you get to be the goat!"

A museum exhibit from the future.

You mean that judge who is in a TV studio, not a courtroom?

It's 3:41 AM, where's your President?

Family Values

Wal-Mart executives: "Damn it, exploiting the undocumented is our job!"

Tone Deaf? English Illiterate? Stupid? Cruel? Sabotaged?

Because it can't be the technology.

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Border Crisis

Tearing Families Apart For Decades

Other Bible Verses for Jeff Sessions

Psalm 63:11

But the king will rejoice in God; all who swear by God will glory in him, while the mouths of liars will be silenced.

Stop being feckless Ivanka.

Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock

Homeland Security Director Nielsen Suggests a Solution for Children Separated from Their Families

To paraphrase 'Raising Arizona': "Her heart as well as her womb, is a rocky and barren place".

Other Bible Verses for Jeff Sessions

Leviticus 21:20

[‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God.]
or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles

Grow a Spine Paul Ryan

Pierre de Lucky

[malchanceux Emmanuel et Justin]

"I taut I taw collusion, I did, I did!"

A judge has put Paul Manafort back in jail

For suborning witnesses while out on bail.

What will he reveal

When he starts to squeal?

The Donald, beneath his orange pancake turns pale.

ICE, ICE, [please don't take my] BABY

Here come the storm troopers of ICE.

Do not expect them to be nice.

But no need to cower,

It's only a shower

To insure that we're you're free of lice.

Fake News, The Feedback Loop

Gee Dad, thanks!

It started as help for one of the kids

Dictating a memo chock full of fibs.

But then it went haywire.

(Typical with this sire).

Resulting in greasing the legal skids.

Quel Dommage, Wal-Mart Edition

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" Any openings in Circle 8? "

New York Attorney General Sues Trump Foundation After 2-Year Investigation

We're in the money,  We're in the money;  We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!

From the DPRK

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If I were clever, I'd thought of John Dean sooner—

As in: "On the Presidency is a tumor".

There is no mystery

With this family's history.

Since the name of the malignancy is 'Junior'!

Hard Times

Our standards and rules, he thought he could flout.

However when Daddy flees in a rout,

This progeny clown

Is sure to go down:

His prison "Dad" will make use of that pout.

What did you expect? They're all descendants of Queen Victoria.

Check Mate

There once was a President named Don.

Who, upon dictators liked to fawn

It's hard to believe

He was so naïve

That they could turn him into a pawn.

Considering it's Pruitt, he was probably just stealing the silverware.

That should come in handy while giving testimony under oath!

Another Poem

He's been called a 'short-fingered vulgarian',

And his appetites are epicurean.

But that's not the cause

Of what gives me pause;

It's that his behavior seems 'Manchurian'! 

Has someone been weighed in the balance and found wanting?

"Waddaya think boys-  stroke, heart attack, 

aneurysm, conniption fit, or exploding diarrhea?"

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DIY Limerick Celebrating The Summit

Suggested rhymes for lines A, B, and E:
Korea, Crimea, Logorrhea, Gonorrhea 

Suggested rhymes for lines C and D:
Traitor, Abdicator, Capitulator, Agitator 

Alternate Suggestions for lines C and D:
Pout, Flout, Sell-out

Sweet Deal

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When the 'Little Rocket Man' meets with Trump

Will he receive, or will he give a thump?

Since Donald is naïve

It's not hard to conceive

Of Trump shouting "how high", when told to jump.

Looks like they may be able to exchange makeup tips too.

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Apparently, fingers are not the only thing he likes to sniff.

Please Note:

This is not a Nobel Prize for Medicine and Physiology,  A Lasker Award,  or an AMA Scientific Achievement Award, etc.

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