New Year's Eve

Texas Church Shootout Inspires New Literature Genre

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Dueling Deacons

Bulletproof Hymnal

Confirmation Confrontation

Blood On The Altar

Last Rites

Pray Prey  Die

I think even Andy Borowitz could not satirize this!

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Too Late

November 2020

All You Need To Know

We're supposed to believe he wrote this?

It is hoped that the holy water will offset any effects due to low levels of Malathion, DDT, and Glyphosate in the plane's tanks.

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and the grammar is correct

Or if you are Andrea Bocelli, Sarah Brightman, or Charlotte Church:

Making Rubbish From Art.

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Times editors grasp at the most pathetic of straws.

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Apparently George Zimmerman had prior commitments.

Twit and Retwit: The level to which many have sunk.

Is this from some travel porno?

November 2020

What's Wrong With This Picture

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Hannity adjusts embouchure to accommodate Mr. Trump.

November 2020

Being Old: The Good News and The Bad

The good news is that I won't have to endure much of the chaos that will follow the Trump Presidency.

The bad news is that I won't be around to hear the grandchildren of Trump's supporters, apologists, and enablers curse their ancestors.

and be sure to pass that collection plate

The President noted that "he too, enjoyed the laying on of hands".

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Fatherly Advice

That Xmas gift that just keeps on giving...

"Nada".

If anyone else gave this performance, his adult children would put him in a Care Home!

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1208946827875307520

Will his 'golden parachute' provide a softer landing than those experienced by passengers on Lion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302?

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with a lump of coal and a bundle of switches

tick-tock, tick-tock...

"I know more about ISIS than the generals do." (November 2015.)

Not Just Smoking Anymore!

and then about 90 minutes after the call ended

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U$A! Where Our $hootings Have $hootings

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Live Long and Prosper: [but without the logical thinking].

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While accepting the Susan Collins 'Profile in Integrity' Award, Flake muses.

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"Still nothing."

21st century Kapo resorts to tired cliche when called out.

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1.62 Billion Users Daily

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A president, a Prince, and a Priest walk into a...

Give me a break.

Are we now required to pronounce these correctly: 
Deutschland, Norge, Hrvatska, ਭਾਰਤ, and Cymru?

The candidate’s answer won him plaudits from commentators. His reaction to an accurate pronunciation by a person of color isn’t likely to go down quite as well.       link

Thus Spake Billy Graham Lite(TM)

“My father would be embarrassed,” Franklin Graham said in an interview of how his father, Billy Graham, who founded the magazine in 1956, would view the move. The younger Mr. Graham has often defended the president.

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Today's Hissy Fit

"ET"? Did he mean "IT" or "Entertainment Tonight"?

And by 'Billy Graham Family' does he mean Billy Graham Lite(TM)

aka Franklin Graham, and by 'doing  poorly' mean no longer raking in the 

filthy lucre the Graham family has thrived on?

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20 December 2019

"Nope, don't see anything."

"Surely you can sell them to some shithole country cheap."

Сумасшедший Луи* blows cover during yesterday's impeachment debate.

*Screwy Louie

and don't worry about Hannity, he has a dedicated up-stream draw off

It's gonna take more than one impeachment.

And what about the Adderall addicts?

Texas is already preparing the history books.

Washington's Farewell Address

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address

Trump's Letter to Pelosi

Just imagine the fight over the collection plate!

Well if he isn't convicted by the Senate, there is always the 25th Amendment [for which more evidence emerges hourly]!

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Miller Denies Accusations of Souvenir Hunting

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"THEY CAN DO THAT!"

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Now infused with a soupçon of borscht!

Moscow Mitch, "Just the way I like it".