"Hey Sheryl, get the guy in Petty Cash to take care of this."

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Will Senate Blow Last Chance?

"Ah, Mister President, I think ah'll might be keepin' this card fah myself."

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Ken Starr: "What's that I hear? DNA? Male?"

"Oh please, please pleeeeze tell me there's a stain!"

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Oh for the good old days of Norovirus projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea.

Hand Sanitizer To Be Stationed on Wall

Joni Ernst: Moscow Mitch's Bitch

"Iowa caucuses are this next Monday evening. And I'm really interested to see how this discussion today informs and influences the Iowa caucus voters, those Democratic caucus goers. Will they be supporting VP Biden at this point?" link

Have I said too much?

and cancer, senile dementia, and tertiary syphilis will bring openings in the Trump Cabinet

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We wonder?

Does Trump have something on Dershowitz like what Putin has on Trump?
We do wonder?

Dershowitz argues that if that pussy was grabbed in the national interest...

Alan Dershowitz: Whore of Harvard Law

Love Representation for Sale

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No wonder he gets punched in the face.

Rand Paul: Backpfeifengesicht 

Senator Collins carefully considers whether to allow witnesses at impeachment trial.

“I don’t know that the manuscript would make any difference in the outcome of the trial,” said Roy Blunt of Missouri, a member of GOP leadership. And some Republicans said they simply don’t trust Bolton’s word.*

And they do trust his word.

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Fancy Feast? Maybe for Christmas!

Better get used to Dollar Store generic.

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The Art of the Deal

Dershowitz said to have boosted Starr's energy level by showing him some of his private Melania Knauss 'art work' collection.

Lacking chattel, southern Senator choses to sell country down the river.

"Political Repercussions" [Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge]

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Of course he's boring. There's no salacious sexual hanky-panky for him to get titillated over.

Unlike his previous impeachment;
he isn't required to keep both hands always in sight.

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How about attenuating the virus through your body?

McConnell tries to swallow Bolton manuscript revelations: Literally!

Unfortunately the prayer comes nearly three-quarters of a century too late.

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Fly my pretty Bots! Fly!

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That mustache must really tickle Trump's perineum.

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Been There: Done That

Issa fired up: really torches his opponent, calling him a "flamer". Expect a firestorm as campaign accelerates.

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and another link that might ignite your interest

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose*

*or for those who only speak 'Murican: 
Same Shit, Different Century

Ken Starr disappointed that, while plenty of dirty laundry has been aired during the impeachment trial none of it carries that particular stain.

Chaput: Kaput?

Pope Francis Replaces Philadelphia’s ‘Culture Warrior’ Archbishop

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Senator Lindsey Graham Flees Chamber Before Nadler Plays 1999 Clip Of Him Saying Impeachment Doesn’t Need A Crime

She can read?

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On this date in 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, as well as 2018, that “Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day” published profiles of U.S. Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, who as a member of the U.S. House, voted against equal pay for women multiple times, insisting that “women don’t want it”. She’s also a co-sponsor of the “Birther Bill”, denies that Mitt Romney ever passed a healthcare program in Massachusetts, and gave an infamous interview where she falsely claimed that the Affordable Care Act (which she also was a part of the “lie of the year” at Polifiact, predicting it would lead to death panels) was a violation of HIPAA, and when asked repeatedly to explain how that’s even possible, she just kept repeating the same falsehood robotically without actually providing any logical answer. etc. ad nauseam 

and 

Her life? Being decorative and shilling Ivanka branded-shmata?

In Davos

She said that she would “continue to be focused on the areas where I’ve helped the president move the ball. I gave up my life to move to Washington to try to help Americans, and I’m proud of what we’ve been able to accomplish.”     link to NY Times

Where Are They Now?

It hardly seems an impeachment without that prissy preening little twit Asa Hutchinson desperately trying to get big brother Senator Tim to notice and love him.

[Yeah, I know he's Governor of Arkansas.  But that bar isn't very high; remember Orval Faubus and Mike Huckabee.]

Ken Starr disappointed that Dershowitz won't share Epstein dirt with him.

Taking a page from Joe Biden's book, Democrat House Managers drone on endlessly.

[Reminds me of the holy hand grenade scene in Monty Python's The Holy Grail: "and the number of the counting shall be three".]    link

"I warned you."

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If in 2020 you are still living in the thrall of some neolithic goat herder's myths, guess what can you expect?

Jenny McCarthy on a pale horse?

Ken Starr disappointed to learn 'pussy-grabbing' is not part of this impeachment.

McConnell lines up impeachment acquittal votes.

Goin' For That Record!

Imagine the total by January 20, 2025
when he hands the reins over to Junior. 

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Vatican takes umbrage at the possibility of it no longer being the leader in extorting wealth from its members.

Last night I dreamed I saw this headline.

The only question is: "Is it steaming"?

#unwantedivanka displaced by #LevIsEverywhere

So, what are you waiting for? The Lottery?

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I can see it now, eh.

The editors regret the accidental inclusion of this photo of Portsmouth VA councilman Nathan Clark in the recent posting titled: The Shame and Scourge of Micropenis.

Signed, sealed, and one can only hope, soon to be delivered.

Queen Elizabeth: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are No Longer “Working Royals,” No More Public Money

But who will cut the ribbon at the new Tesco?

"That'll teach him

for stealing my daughter cover!"

Starr disappointed to learn case does not involve fellatio (yet).

Those who fail to learn from history... blah, blah, blah...

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Just More Republican BS

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White House unveils model of repurposed Lincoln Memorial as Persian War Monument.