When the price of eggs is too high, but apparently that of cosmetic surgery is not.

 

Will the next step for this sad old has-been, be flashing her twat for attention.

[That goes for Roseanne too.]

 

Not one to miss a 'golden' opportunity, Melania set to introduce her own line of watches.

 

Vance said that if he has to “create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

 

 

I can see it now.

 

Blather from a non I Senator.

 

Coming Soon (if you don't vote)

Cue background music: I'll Be Watching You, by The Police

 

 

And GOP forced to worry about the safety of their sex toys.

 who

Coming Soon (if you don't vote)

 

Evolution: 2016 to 2024

 

What happens when a childless cat woman meets a Haitian chef?

 JD Vance comes in his pants!

 

Sound Familiar?

Raus, raus, Untermench raus!

[except in Hebrew]

That's rich coming from a member of a family that did everything chemical, surgical, and hormonal to alter their complexion, race, and gender.

 link

And it looks like there still might be 

some 'chemical alteration' still going on!

" 'Too late', yeah, yeah that's the ticket- 'too late'."

 

The editors deeply regret miscaptioning this photo.

The caption should have read: 

Lara Trump at the southern border, 

and not Russian whores enter country illegally.

Also Trump: "you can do anything you want, you can grab them by the pussy..."

 

Question: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mark Robinson?

Robinson likes to "grab 'em" by the thing that used to be a different thing.

"Besides he knows where all the best glory holes in North Carolina are", Cawthorn did not say out loud.

 

Do you suppose they know what God's response to Cain's offering was?

link

Coming Soon (if you don't vote)

 

Question

Is there any glory hole in North Carolina that doesn't have Mark Robinson's DNA?

I can (almost) see it now.

Where's Mrs. Lovett when you need her?

original 

Then & Now

 

Just sayin'

 

Ozempic®-addled harridan brags about her once-functioning snatch.

If this an example of her children's ability to keep her humble,
they are a big a waste of space as she is.

NOT!!!

Gee Bibi, what's next, ground glass in relief food supplies?

 

Full Service: One Stop Shopping

 

Planning for post-November 5th career?

 

Vance said that if he has to “create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

Trump: Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy,
I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation.

We wonder?

 

Thank god it's lamestream Medea, not that outlier bitch who killed her children.

 

"NO! I ask you first: waddya gonna wear today?"

 

with apologies

When I take you out, tonight, with me,

Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be,
You will set behind a team of snow white horses,
In the slickest gig you ever see!

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out for a curry,
When I take you out for a curry with some pets on top!

Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.

MAGA folks’ll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, and the driver’s brown,
The dashboard's kitty cat leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather.

Chat Noir en sauce créole

 

Today's Times (improved)

 

Bitch Fight(s)!

 

Now he has his Vlad and Ras Putin

 

Question:

 Why do they always look like this?

Too old for a Club; too poor for the Country Club.

"Hey dude, can I borrow those."

 

Remember what happened to the last old guy who lost a debate.

 

Didn't see that coming!

Loomer accompanied Trump to the Philadelphia debate.

 

I'll say!

 

Troubled dreams after a heavy meal at a Haitian restaurant.