Do you suppose they know what God's response to Cain's offering was?

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Coming Soon (if you don't vote)

 

Question

Is there any glory hole in North Carolina that doesn't have Mark Robinson's DNA?

I can (almost) see it now.

Where's Mrs. Lovett when you need her?

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Then & Now

 

Just sayin'

 

Ozempic®-addled harridan brags about her once-functioning snatch.

If this an example of her children's ability to keep her humble,
they are a big a waste of space as she is.

NOT!!!

Gee Bibi, what's next, ground glass in relief food supplies?

 

Full Service: One Stop Shopping

 

Planning for post-November 5th career?

 

Vance said that if he has to “create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.”

Trump: Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy,
I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation.

We wonder?

 

Thank god it's lamestream Medea, not that outlier bitch who killed her children.

 

"NO! I ask you first: waddya gonna wear today?"

 

with apologies

When I take you out, tonight, with me,

Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be,
You will set behind a team of snow white horses,
In the slickest gig you ever see!

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out for a curry,
When I take you out for a curry with some pets on top!

Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.

MAGA folks’ll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, and the driver’s brown,
The dashboard's kitty cat leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather.

Chat Noir en sauce créole

 

Today's Times (improved)

 

Bitch Fight(s)!

 

Now he has his Vlad and Ras Putin

 

Question:

 Why do they always look like this?

Too old for a Club; too poor for the Country Club.

"Hey dude, can I borrow those."

 

Remember what happened to the last old guy who lost a debate.

 

Didn't see that coming!

Loomer accompanied Trump to the Philadelphia debate.

 

I'll say!

 

Troubled dreams after a heavy meal at a Haitian restaurant.

 

Well, that's not the least bit 'rapey' sounding.

 

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Skin so thin, and yet so lovely...

Hat tip to Joe My God

 

 

 

A little bit of this, and a whole lot of that.

 

Maybe it's not just the NRA, maybe the helium balloon industry is also culpable.

 

Some Stone Age shaman with aposthia* starts a long-lived cult!

 The circumcision of Abraham

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Student confused by mention of Transjordan by substitute geography teacher.

 

Я тоже смеюсь, только внутри.*

*I make laugh also, only on inside.

 

Phyllis Schlafly: August 15, 1924 - September 5, 2016

Still burning bright eight years later.

 

 

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The Debate: to shake or not to shake.

Should a woman allow a sex offender to touch her, 

or even approach her?

 

Elections do have consequences. Abortion bans with no exceptions

 

and the world wonders why Palestinians act as they do

Not all that different from Vienna, Prague,
or Warsaw in the 1930s and '40s.

 

The Candidate America Deserves

 

Just when does it stop being misogyny and becomes gynophobia?

 

2024 Manifold Update

*Brown Guy
[Tim Scott or Byron Donalds]
{Whichever}

 

JD: at you cervix.