Just Sayin'

 

 

Drawing on his extensive vocabulary, Trump cleverly names problem caused by 'only the best people' he hired.

 

Sign of the Times

 

In the aftermath of the Signal debacle, Defense Sec. Hegseth and CIA Director Ratcliffe adopt new secure communication measures.

Oh come on, it's not April 1st yet!

 

Trump, unlike Pete Hegseth...

 

Will someone please tell him that this is basically Ramadan?

 

 

Stop me if you've heard this one.

 A lunatic, a drunk, and a clown walk into the Situation Room...

Somewhere in Hell, Ronald Reagan is smiling.*

*In between screams of agony.

 

Cheers! Salud! Prosit! Slàinte!

 

"So, we all agree on Hegseth's gifts".

Denmark - Aquavit
Panama - Santeño 7
Canada - Rye
Russia - Vodka
DPRK - Chongsong
China - Baijia

The Portrait

 The portrait in question.

The Response

or

I can see it now.

 

Billionaire brags about his mother-in-law not complaining about a missed Social Security check.

 

Secret Service agents discuss recent Whitehouse pets.

"Yeah, Major had a biting problem
but at least he didn't pee on
the furniture and hump your leg."

 

Sounds Like A Plan

 

Operation Aquatic Repatriation

 

Raus, Arschlöcher!

 

Does one need any further evidence of degeneracy?

 

Just Sayin'

Also Caligula, Claudius, Galba, Vitellius, Domitian, Stephanus, Commodus, Narcissus, Pertinax Didius, Julianus, Geta ,Caracalla, Macrinus, Diadumenian, Cappadocia, Elagabalus, Severus Alexander, Germania Primigenia, Maximinus Thrax, Aquileia, etc, ad nauseam 

Better watch every word you utter in the classroom!

 

"Sometimes you have flush 12 or 15 times to get rid of it all."

 

Available soon at your local PX.

 

When 'a little dab' won't do.

I can't unsee it now.

 

"But what about his laptop?"

 

Dumb as well as being a VLC.

Donald Trump is “committed to passing a big reconciliation package later this year,” which includes “ending no taxes on tips.”

"And I know something about raping and pillaging."

 

Oh boy, about 0.10% of the annual budget!

FAFO: Day 60

 

Could it be corporate greed and the H-1B visa?

 

Round 2

 

Just Sayin'

France, 1945 (and maybe 2025 too).

or as Sam Cooke put it:
Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

 

 How It Started

How It's Going

How It Ends

Odds on military coup just went way up!

Suckers, Losers, and now Disappeared

And guess who may be next?

 

Articles about the renowned Native American Code Talkers have disappeared from some military websites, with several broken URLs now labeled "DEI."

They could have used Muffy and Binky speaking Long Island Lock Jaw.

 

 

Also proposed is teaching that Superintendent Ryan Walters is a 'confident heterosexual'.

Bob discomposes Rex in their first meeting by attacking Rex's claim to be the "most good Good Guy" and pointing out that a Good Guy has to be "a confident heterosexual". "I thought it was just a heterosexual", Rex objects. "No, it's a confident heterosexual", responds Bob.

Rustlers' Rapsody, 1985

 

Bypassing Second and Third World: going directly to Shithole Country

 

"I WANT THAT GONE! NOW!!!

Now Imagine The Trump Center...

 

"That better not affect my salary Mr. Man!"

"Or my Vaseline and gauze budget either."

 

I can see it now.

Although I am guessing these rainbow ribbons will not be used.

 

FAFO

And let's not forget the potential effects of precipitously shutting down USAID.