"Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house." --Fran Lebowitz
"Willful ignorance comes at a price." --A. Tecacca

24 June 2013

"jes add a heaping cup an' beat 'til done"


"she cut her eyes at me in the Wal-Mart"
"I once heard her fart in church"
"those curtains in her front window
haven't been washed in years"
"she was going at least 35 in a 20mph zone"
"that hair---it's all part of the act"
"I heard she's actually from the Bronx"
"you know, most of the time it was really oleo"

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