North of the Border*

North of the border, up Canada way   

That's where he was born.

But then to the south he did stray

And just now he panders, inside the Beltway

North of the border, up Canada way

South of the border, down America way.

Where the rubes can be conned.

He thought; "It's a money buffet".

"Down there, critical thought is oh so passé."

South of the border, down America way.

Now he's a picture in a ten gallon hat.

He's arrogant and crass.

He kisses Koch ass,

Right where they sat.

Damn it folks, it appears he's here to stay

Please go back north, up Canada way.

Eh-eh-eh-eh, (Eh-eh-eh-eh,) eh-eh-eh-eh, (Eh-eh-eh-eh,)

Eh-eh-eh-eh, (Eh-eh-eh-eh,) eh-eh-eh-eh, (Eh-eh-eh-eh,)…

*to the tune of South of the Border